Bryan Fury's always been my favorite Tekken character, being the most bad-ass undead guy ever, so I
felt he deserved his own story. I've never really written a fanfic before, so try not to flame it.
As much as you might want to. Personally, I think it's going to suck. Wrote the thing in a couple
hours. And don't expect me to come up with a clever title. I'm not clever.
I don't own Namco
or Tekken. Just Atari. Worst investment of five dollars ever.
After Kazuya won the last King
of Iron Fist Tournament and once again became head of the Mishima Zaibatsu, he fired Abel, who
returned to his lab with Bryan and his other creations. Bryan was content, since he never had to win
the tournament in order to get Abel back, and under the doctor's care, he was able to maintain a
stable condition. Abel, however, still wanted to capture Dr. Boskonovitch, so he ordered Bryan to
seek out Yoshimitsu, who had close ties to the doctor. Bryan really didn't care, since he had
nothing else to do, being an undead ex-cop with a suspected past in drug deals, and so he set out on
"Hey, maybe if I just walk down this street, I'll eventually come upon
Yoshimitsu, as well as several other characters who I'll interact with on the way, resulting in a
variety of zany and comical situations," Bryan said to himself, noting that he was in a poorly
And so he began, going down the street merrily, or at least as merrily as an
undead ex-cop with a suspected past in drug deals could be, until he came to a gas station, where a
biker with an unusual hairstyle was sniffing the fumes from one of the gas tanks.
I love the smell of gasoline!" said Paul, speaking to no one in particular, until he saw Bryan,
who simply ignored him and continued on his way.
"Hey, you got a problem with me or
something?" said Paul angrily.
"You think you're too good
to come up to me and ask me why I'm sniffing gasoline?"
"I don't care,"
replied Bryan in an annoyed tone.
"Well I like the smell of this stuff!" shouted
Paul, "I don't know why, but I do! You got a problem with that?"
alone," said Bryan, as he walked past Paul.
"You wanna fight or something?"
said Paul angrily.
"...oh. Okay. So where are you
"I'm going to find Yoshimitsu," replied Bryan.
I come?" Paul asked, having nothing better to do.
"Whatever. Just stay away from
And so Bryan, now accompanied by Paul, proceeded with his search, until he met Lee
Chaolan, who appeared to be waiting for someone.
"Hey guys, where are you going?"
"Why the hell do we have to explain ourselves, are you looking for a fight or
something?" Paul said threateningly.
"We're looking for Yoshimitsu," Bryan
"I'm waiting for Nina right now." Lee explained.
going out with Anna?" Bryan asked.
"Yeah, I've got a date with her tomorrow
night," replied Lee, adjusting his suit.
"Don't you think they're going to find out
that you're going out with both of them eventually?"
"Oh, they know. In fact, this
weekend the three of us are getting together..." Lee trailed off, deciding to end the
"Well, I can't stand around here forever, plus I hate you, as well as everyone
else I know, so I'd better be on my way." Bryan said as he bid farewell to
"Hah, I could take that guy!" Paul bragged as he followed Bryan.
they went on, but within a few minutes, they were interrupted once more, this time by Bryan's rival
and hated enemy Lei Wulong.
"Hold it right there!" shouted Lei, aiming his gun at
"That's not going to work on me, you tried that before, remember?" said
Lei began to walk away, before turning around to face
Bryan once more.
"But I'll be back! And with something worse! Just you wait!" Lei
Bryan ignored this comment, and began his adventure once
"He just ran away because he saw I was here!" Paul pointed out.
Bryan and Paul came across a Jack-2, which was standing alone in the street for no apparant
"Hey, there's something I've always been wanting to know," said Bryan to
the Jack-2. "If you're Jack-2, then who's Jack-1?"
Realizing that there was another
Jack model before it, family which it would never know, the Jack-2 was overcome with emotion,
something that it was never programmed for, and it blew up.
"...I didn't really care
anyway." Bryan said, and he proceeded along the street.
Paul, standing alone next to the
remains of the Jack model, looked around to see if anyone was watching, then kicked the
"Yeah, how do you like that, you wimp?"
Soon, Bryan and Paul reached
"Hey guys." Baek said to the two.
"What's that supposed to
mean, 'hey guys'? If you've got something to say, say it to my face!" said
"Doesn't look like you have a lot of students," Bryan said, noting the vacant
"Well, Hwoarang left now that he joined the Korean military." Baek replied in
a depressed tone.
"...isn't that because you're supposed to be dead?" asked
"Screw plot continuity," Baek said, "when a story sucks, it should be
"Well, at least you still have that guy around," Bryan noted,
pointing to the lone man who was sweeping Baek's dojo.
"Honestly, I have no idea who
that guy is, I don't even pay him," Baek said. "He's been doing that for years now, since
the time we held that tag tournament, always sweeping. I've never even seen him eat or
"But do you know what really pisses me off?" Baek said as Bryan and
Paul were about to leave. "It's that everyone uses my dojo for those stupid little embu
"You mean the ones they have in Tekken 3 and Tag when you don't press
anything at the title screen, the scenes where they show various characters training and
sparring?" asked Bryan.
"Exactly." Baek replied. "Why did they use my
dojo to film those? Why not Law's dojo? I swear to god, if I ever see them filming one of those
things here again, I'm going to..."
Baek stopped talking when he noticed Jin and a film
crew that was recording him training (probably for Tekken 5).
"That son of
Baek came running over to the film crew, holding a shotgun.
you, get the hell off of my property!" Baek shouted.
"Screw this! That guy's
crazy!" said Jin, who ran off as fast he could, followed closely by Baek.
meanwhile, was in the process of beating up a camera man who was 'looking at him
Wishing not to waste any more time with stupid little encounters like this, Bryan
proceeded on his way, followed closely by Phoenix.
As they walked onward, Bryan and Paul were
suddenly interrupted by Lei once more.
"Take this, you undead son of a bitch!" Lei
shouted, throwing a grenade right at Fury.
Still, like the gun, the grenade proved
"Damn it, Wulong, I got hit by a tank once, do you think a grenade will
stop me?" Bryan said.
Lei stood there for a moment, before walking off
Before long, Bryan and Paul saw Unknown alone on the side of the street, and were
surprised to see her without a giant wolf hovering over her back.
Unknown shouted with excitement. "Finally, I've rid myself of this spirit, and I can now reveal
my true identity to the world!"
*All 2 Tekken fans that are bothering to read this story
are in shock, and listen intently to what Unknown is about to say*
"The truth is,"
Unknown stated, "I am the last person anyone would have expected. I'm
"Don't care," said Bryan, who was growing sick of his constant
And so they searched further for Yoshimitsu, but instead of the leader of the
Manji Clan, they found Heihachi Mishima, owner of the Mishima Corporation.
second," said Bryan, "I thought Kazuya was the head of the Zaibatsu
"He was," Heihachi explained, "but then I defeated him and threw
him off a building. But then Kazuya came back and defeated me, then threw me into the Atlantic
Ocean. But I came back and defeated him, then threw him off the roof of my house. But Kazuya came
back, and he defeated me, then threw me out of a tree. But, I was able to return and I defeated
Kazuya, throwing him out of a window located on the second floor of my office. So now I'm looking
for him, since he has somehow managed to return, and I intend to destroy him with my Tekken Force
"I'm usually the type of guy who prefers settling things with
violence," Bryan said, but this little fight you two are having is even starting to annoy me.
Why are you so intent on killing him anyway?"
"Because..." Heihachi began,
"when he was young, I tried to raise my son to be a strong boy. You know, the usual stuff most
fathers would do with their kids. Leaving them out in the woods for a week to hunt for themselves,
making them sleep outside, and throwing them off the occasional cliff. But one day, I threw him off
a cliff which had nuclear waste that had been dumped at the bottom. It changed Kazuya, giving him
incredible power and the ability to change into an unstoppable beast. Since that day, I have
dedicated my life to stopping him and ridding the world of this dangerous
"If I had known that would be such a long story, I would've left by now,
Bryan said, and continued down the street."
"Hi," Anna said, noticing
Heihachi's pimp coat, " I didn't know you were in that business too."
business?" Heihachi asked.
Soon, Bryan and Paul met Tiger, who was performing an
exhibition in front of a crowd...well, not really a crowd, just Eddy, who felt obligated to watch
due to their similar style. And after being seen with him in his Tekken Tag Tournament
"Yo, mo'fo, wazzup?" Tiger said.
you hangin', dog?"
Bryan stared at Tiger for a moment.
"What the hell are
you on, you pothead?"
"You want me to kick his ass?" Paul
"Listen my fly bro," Tiger said, "I been needin' a posse on account dat
these foo's jus' won' hang wit it, ya dig?"
At this point, Bryan turned around and kept
walking, ignoring the disco reject who was now stalking him.
Bryan, however, failed to notice
the approaching car from behind, and finally became aware of it's presance after being run down by
"Hah! Take that!" Lei shouted in triumph.
Bryan, after regaining his
composure, got up and began dusting off his pants.
"Damn it!" Lei shouted in anger,
and drove off.
"That guy is really getting on my nerves," Bryan said to
It wasn't long before they found Kazuya, lurking in the darkness.
you hiding from Heihachi?" Bryan asked.
"No, from Jun, she wants me to pay child
support for some kid I had with her."
"You don' need ta be fillin' me in on this
crazy gig, man, my own ho been majorly dissin' me with talk 'bout bein' a father, I mean, man, I
been wit lots a ladies, you think I gonna raise every foo' dat pops out o' them?" said Tiger,
who was completely ignored (which was probably for the best).
"I found you,
In a few seconds, what had once been an empty street was soon surrounded by an
army of Tekken Force soldiers.
"Ha ha ha!" Heihachi laughed, "this time, I'm
gonna throw you off a big cliff, a cliff with a cliff in it! Yeah, one with a volcano at the bottom
Heihachi continued to laugh at Kazuya in his doomed situation, seeing no way that
he could get out.
"Don't make me angry," Kazuya said, his eye beginning to turn
red, "you wouldn't like me angry!"
To everyone's surprise (even Heihachi, who knew
he could transform, but had a bad memory) Kazuya changed into the Incredible
"DEVIL SMASH!" said Devil, who proceeded to smash things.
that he had nothing to do with this, so he continued on his way. Paul, however, began to chase after
Devil Kazuya, who had flown off after demolishing the Tekken Force.
"You still owe me a
fight, Kazuya, you damn wuss!"
Having lost sight of him, Paul mournfully gave up and ran
to catch up with Bryan and Tiger.
The trio then saw Craig and King, who had apparantly
forgiven the Vale Tudo fighter and started a friendship with him. The two were in a phone booth,
making anonymous calls to other Tekken fighters.
"Hi, is your water running?" King
"Actually," Wang replied, "I've been having some problems lately and I
was about to call a plu-
"Then you'd better catch it!" King said before hanging
After laughing for a few minutes, Craig took the phone.
answered Julia on the other line.
"....uhhh...take your shirt off!" Craig said,
then hung up.
"Heh, that kicked ass!" King said.
Bryan, not being a fan of
practical jokes, decided to avoid the two and kept walking down the street.
"Man, dis is
gettin' to be one funky story!" Tiger exclaimed.
"Did someone say it's time to turn
up the funk?" said Doctor Boskonovitch, who appeared out of nowhere and began to dance the
monkey to disco music that seemed to be coming from nowhere.
Bryan and Paul left Tiger, who
had joined the doctor in his super funky Tekken dance beat.
Bryan and Paul walked on further,
but unknown to them, a nuclear bomb was falling from above.
After the nuclear explosion that
generally followed, Bryan continued down the street (or at least the remains of it), curious of what
just happened, but not really caring enough to stand around and wonder about it. Paul, however, had
managed to survive as well due to the wonders of his invincible hair (the bomb landed on his
"Damn you, Fury! I'll get you yet!" shouted Lei.
the three of us survived," said a man who had apparantly been able to live through the
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Paul asked. "You looking
for a fight?"
After beating the man to death ("he asked for it with that smart-ass
remark," Paul said) he followed Bryan down the street.
"It's amazing that there are
still people who think they can take me after I won the third King of Iron Fist Tournament,"
"I won the third King of Iron Fist Tournament," Jin said, appearing out
"The hell you did!" yelled Paul, "I beat
"I beat his real form!" Jin replied.
"True Ogre was a wimp,
everyone knows that Ogre kicked ass in that game!"
"The hell he
"Yeah, well I got proof right here," Paul said, pulling out a Tekken 3
strategy guide he had. "See, right here it has a graph of all the Tekken characters, and it
says that Ogre is a top tier character! But look at True Ogre! He's at the bottom with Gun-Jack and
"I don't care what a crappy strategy guide says, he could breathe
fire!" Jin argued.
"Fire, my ass! I'm not afraid of some stupid
"Hey, this thing ranks me as the second best character," said Forest,
who had also appeared out of nowhere and was reading Paul's strategy guide.
had left a while ago, leaving the two to their dispute.
"I wonder how long I've been
walking," Bryan said, looking down at his watch. "11:30? This has been the craziest hour
of my life!"
As he walked along, he passed Yoshimitsu, who was calmly meditating on the
Looking back, Bryan saw he had found what he was looking
"Hey, you're Yoshimitsu, right?"
Yoshimitsu, too lost in deep thought,
failed to reply.
"Answer me, damn it!" Bryan shouted.
Growing impatient, Bryan grabbed Yoshimitsu, who was still in mediation, and
began carrying him back to Abel's lab.
Back at the laboratory, Bryan Fury presented the
doctor with Yoshimitsu, who was still meditating.
"Good work," congratulated Abel,
who returned to his research.
"That's it?" said Bryan, growing irritated. "All
that for a 'good work'? What the hell do you need this guy for anyway?"
don't," Abel replied, "I was just using this as an excuse in order to provide you with an
opportunity to go on a wacky adventure with hilarious
"I maintain your body regularly, and what the
hell do you do around here anyway?"
"I threaten to kill you if you don't maintain
my body regularly." Bryan reminded him.
"Exactly, so I just thought you could be
useful for a change and provide me with something entertaining."
"How could that
entertain you when you weren't even there?"
"Actually, I like to read fanfics in my
"Damn. That's sad."
"I know," said Dr. Abel,
hanging his head low, "I'm so ashamed."
"Well," said Bryan, "I guess
I'll go out and watch Lei Wulong try to kill me for a laugh."
Yoshimitsu, regaining consciousness, "where the hell am I?"
that's it. I might consider writing another story if I get some feedback here, I'd hate to to think
that I'd be writing stuff no one would ever read. And yeah, like it says in Paul's bio, he likes the
smell of gasoline. I don't get it either. And does anyone know what the hell the word 'embu' means?
I'm serious. I'd appreciate it if someone told me.