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Mystery Baklava Theater!!!!!!!!!!
By Cartoonatic


Mystery Baklava Theater!!!!!!!!"
Episode II
Date: 09/02/05

It's disclaimer time!

Disclaimer: The fanfic "Demonic Duo" is the property of its respective owner.
"Ranma 1/2" is the respective property of its respective owners.
"Mystery Science Theater 3000 which "Mystery Baklava Theater" is based upon,
is the property is the property of its respective owner."Mystery Baklava Theater!!!!!!!!"
and the characters residing within it, are the property of its respective owner, which is
Now, let the MSTing begin!


Director: Cue the theme song in 3... 2... 1...

Director's assistant: Action!

In the not-too-distant future
Next Monday A.D.
There was a radio named Nemo
How he became sentient don't ask me
He spent his time plotting revenge
Which to his rivals he would send
One day he found the perfect torture
But he had to test it on some innocent people first

Dr. Nemo: I'll send them cheesey fan fics
The worst I can find (lalala)
They'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor their minds (lalala)

Now keep in mind the victims can't control
When the fics begin or end (lalala)
Because Dr.Nemo used those special parts
To collect the victims

*whistle blows* Roll call!

"Call my agent!"

"Hi Mom!"


If you're wondering how they eat and sleep
And other science facts (lalala)
Remind yourself that it's only fiction
I should really just relax
For "Mystery Baklava Theater!!!!!!!!"


Pupmon: Greetings folks, and welcome to Mystery Baklava Theater!!!!!!!.
I'm here with my friends Colba and Lloyd.

Colba: Hello!

Lloyd: *waves*

Pupmon: Seeing as how you, the reader, probably don't
have the slightest
clue as to who we are, we have deceided to use this oppurtunity
to introduce ourselves. You first, Lloyd.

Lloyd: Hi, my name is Lloyd. I enjoy sky diving, sky surfing, hang gliding,
and bungee jumping. Oh, and I'm also a robot. Beep beep!

Pupmon: Hello, my name is Pupmon.I am from the planet Taarp, and before
anyone asks, yes I'm a girl. We Taarps have all the intelligence of
human beings and yet we resemble Jack Russell terriers. And
we're purple too. Arf!

Colba: Hello, I'm Colba. I come from the planet Jaxsero, I resemble a large
jaguar with white wings. We Jaxseros are very dignified creatures,
and there's nothing we love more than a hot bath.

Pupmon: Say Lloyd, you never mentioned what planet you're from.

Lloyd: That's because I don't really know what planet I'm actually from.
But I guess you could say I'm from planet Earth because that's
where I live. Or used to live, since Dr.Nemo kidnapped me.

Pupmon: Oh.

Dr.Nemo: *off-screen* Chlidren, it's time for your morning experiment!

*Pupmon, Colba, and Lloyd head to where Dr. Nemo is*

Dr. Nemo: Hello lads and lassie, are ya ready for-

Lloyd: Exscuse me Dr.Nemo, but I have a question.

Dr.Nemo: *sighs* What is it robot?

Lloyd: Well, what I wanted to ask was, where are we?

Dr.Nemo: Where are we?

Lloyd: Yeah.

Dr.Nemo: *nervously* I'm not allowed to reveal that information at the moment.

Lloyd: Are you sure?

Dr.Nemo: Well, all I can tell you is that yer're inside a building. Yes, a building.

Pupmon: Are we in a basement?

Dr.Nemo: No.

Pupmon: Oh.

Dr.Nemo: Anyway, yer experiment for today is 'Demonic Duo' by sundraken321.
It's fraught with-

Pupmon: Exscuse me, doctor...

Dr.Nemo: What is it now?

Pupmon: How are you a doctor? You're not even human, for Pete's sake.

Dr.Nemo:What makes you so sure, lassie?

Pupmon: Well, you're a radio for one thing.

Dr.Nemo: Ah, but what makes you so sure that... hey! Oh I see what
yer're tryin' to pull. Yer're tryin' to make me forget about givin'
you the experiment!

Lloyd: *whispers to Pupmon and Colba* I think he's onto us.

Dr.Nemo: Well, it's not gonna work! You thought you could fool me,
did you? Thought you could pull the wool over my eyes,
did you? Thought you could trick me, did you? Thought
you could-

Pupmon: Pardon me doctor, but don't you think it's time for
the experiment? I mean, we've wasted a good 15 minutes.

Dr.Nemo: *sighs* Fine, fine, have it your way.

Pupmon: Splendid, because we've got FANFIC SIGN!


Door 6
Door 5
Door 4
Door 3
Door 2
Door 1


*Pupmon, Colba, and Lloyd take their seats*

Colba: Another day, another fanfic.
Lloyd: True, true.

<------------------------------DEMONIC DUO---------------------------->

Lloyd: Starring Mara and Mara!

<… dream sequence>

Pupmon: We wish.

<(…) telepathy>

Lloyd: Telepathy, telepathy, doesn't anyone just mind-read any more?

<``…'' speech>

Colba: Insert speech here.

<`…' thoughts>

Pupmon: I think therefore I am, I think.

<… author notes>

Lloyd: *as sundraken321* Today, I bought a lettuce.

</…/ dimension change>

Colba: * as Captain Kirk* Beam me up, Scotty!


Pupmon: * as sundraken321* But my parents let me borrow it on the weekends.


Lloyd: May she never get writer's block.

<It was going to be another boring day for john. He would go to work, come home and do

Colba: *sings* This is the way we do our chores, do our chores, do our chores...

<Then maybe he would hang out with his friends.>

Pupmon: If he had any.

<Maybe he would play some games.
Or so he thought. Only fate knew what it had in store for john.>

Lloyd: But Fate couldn't keep its mouth shut, so it told Destiny, and Destiny told Fortune,

<The time was currently 3:55am.>

Pupmon: In New Zealand. But that's beside the point.

<John had 5 minutes before he had to wake up to get ready to go to work.
But he wished it was his day off. He had not gotten a lot of sleep last night.>

Colba: *sings* Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep...

<So he was tired as anything.>

Lloyd: He wasn't that tired.

<Upstairs his mom was currently on the phone.
His work had called to say he could stay home because his building was closed.>

Lloyd: *as Work* I get the day off! Whoo-hoo!
Pupmon: Why was the building closed? We may never know.

<His was trying to ask if he could maybe go to another building.
The manager was saying that no building needed anyone.>

Pupmon: They were independent buildings.

<So he was basically off today.
``Ok. Thank you for calling. Bye.'' His mom said.
His mom was one of those stay at home moms.
Her name was Tasha this will be the name that appears when she speaks.>

Colba: But everyone just called her Tasha.

<Tasha did the housework. She would talk to her friends on the phone.
She would tell them that her children were driving her crazy>

Lloyd: And all at the same time too!

<to me she was getting herself mad for nothing.
Tasha hated not being able to control that her son was at work.
It made her mad. But for now she had better things to do.>

Pupmon: Like watch All My Children(tm).

<Tasha was thinking of a way to get john out of the house at 9:30am,
only because she knew someone was going to show up at 10am.>

Lloyd: Who, Barney the purple dinosaur?
Pupmon: *as Barney* Hi kids!

<She wanted to surprise john for his birthday, but she didn't want him to be there
when that someone arrived with a very special present for him.
``Good morning. Why do you looked so stressed out mom?'' said john.>

Pupmon: *as Tasha* I don't know, maybe it's because my beatnik son didn't go to
college and get himself a real job, hmm!?

< ``Oh john, work called and said that your building is closed. So you're off today.
You can go back to bed but im going to wake you at 8am so that
you can go to the mall at 9:30am.'' Said Tasha. Why am I going to the mall?'' asked john.>

Colba: *as Tasha* Because I said so.

<``Because it's your birthday today and im giving you $200 since I don't know what you want?
Plus I have a special present that I claimed is from you>

Lloyd: *as John* You mean, I have to purchase my own gift?

at a store in the mall that I need you to pick up, if that's ok with you?'' Tasha said than
`I hope the special guest has the item I asked them to bring.' ``Which mall?'' john asked.>

Colba: The mall.

<``The Burlington mall.'' Said Tasha. ``ok mom im going back to bed.
Wake me at 8am, ok?'' john sort of asked. ``Ok, john. Good night.'' Tasha said.>

All: *sing* Good night, sleep tight...

<And with that john went downstairs to bed. Tasha went into her room and picked up her alarm.

She set the alarm for 8am. Then she laid down. She got cozy in her bed.>

Colba: Hey, she didn't say her prayers!

<Before she went to sleep, she saw it was 4:30am. Then sleep took her away to dream

Pupmon: For a few extra dollars she could've gone to the Land of Nod, but no...

<Meanwhile downstairs john was setting his alarm to 8am so that maybe>

Lloyd: Just maybe.

<he would wake himself up for once. He then laid down to sleep.>

Colba: *sings* Ooh, I lay me down to sleep...

<He couldn't get the feeling that his mom may have some bigger plans for him.
`Why else would she have me leave at 9:30am if it was just his birthday?
She has some sort of surprise for me but I don't know what it is.>

Lloyd: Ergo, a surprise.

<Watch it be all my friends for a big party. Well time for bed.'
Then john looked at the clock and saw it was 4:32am.>

Colba: *as narrator* Sadly for John, the clock had been broken for a week...

<Then sleep over took him also.>

Pupmon: Intense sleeping action!

<Sorry for the short chapter im sortof new to writing fanfiction.>

All: *gasp* No!

<My pairings is a little crazy from most of the stories I have read.
The pairings will be ranma/akane - ranma/ukyo -ranma/shampoo >

Colba: Did Ranma fall into the Spring of the Drowned Mormon or something?
Lloyd: * as Jusenkyo Guide* Aiya! Very tragic tale.

<kodachi/mousse ryoga/akari tatewaki/nabiki john/kat. So that you all know

Please read and review.>

Pupmon: *as announcer* Tune in next week, for another exciting episode of "Watch John and Tasha
Lloyd: Same sleep time, same sleep channel.

*Pupmon, Colba, and Lloyd exit the room*


Pupmon: I'm glad that's over.

Dr.Nemo: So, what did you think? Terrible, wasn't it?

Lloyd: Well, we wouldn't go so far as to say it was terrible, would we?

Pupmon: No, it just needs some improvment.

Dr.Nemo: Oh, for example?

Pupmon: Well, the punctuation for one thing.

Colba: And the writing. Definitely the writing.

Lloyd: A bit of lengthening wouldn't hurt either.

Pupmon: Other than that, it's okay I suppose.

Dr.Nemo: *disappointed* So, this story doesn't upset you?

Pupmon: No.

Dr.Nemo: Not even a little?

Colba: No sir.

Dr.Nemo: Not even just a teeny-weeny upset?

Lloyd: Well, it did make us a bit sleepy, but other than that, no.

Dr.Nemo: Very well, but I'll have ye know that this is just the begining.
I've got more fanfics, surely one of them is bound to break yer spirits.
Hee hee hee!

Pupmon: Whatever you say, doctor.


Director: And that's a wrap! Cue the ending theme!

Director's assistant: Cue the ending theme!


[Insert ending theme here]


"Tasha hated not being able to control that her son was at work."

Author's notes: Hello folks, and thank you for reading "Mystery Baklava Theater!!!!!!!!!".
Yes, I know it was a short MSTing, maybe one of the shortest MSTings
ever. "Demonic Duo" is supposed to be a multi-chapter story, so I might
be MSTing more of it in the future. Anyway, thanks for reading and keep
on circulating the fanfics, bonne journee*!

P.S.: *That's French for "have a nice day".

P.P.S.: Oh, and one more thing, could I please receive some feedback this time, folks?
I would really appreciate it.


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