Musicians/Music Groups Fan Fiction >> Mest
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Go Directly to Jail;
Do Not Pass Go; Do
Not Collect 200
Go Directly to Jail; Do Not Pass Go; Do Not Collect $200
What I thought had been an earthquake had been none other than Benji. He was a little too close for
my liking, might I add. Whoever said I had the hotts for him was wrong; he's just a friend…a
friend with worse intentions.
I tossed the blankets away from myself. I was already sweating, and that was from a mere dream I
couldn't even remember.
“You're playing a show in two hours, `member?” The guitarist backed away, his
expressions softening. Do I look that bad?”
I knew that…7:02 PM. Damn alarm clock isn't worth shit. I rolled out of bed, not bothering to
throw a shirt on. I'd be sweating all over again in a matter of minutes, anyway.
“Yeah, alright…” I spat at the floor, stretching my arms over my head.
“Early bird catches the worm, but Tony gets the leftovers.” Watching Benji struggle to
sustain a smile only made me smirk. “Pizza and beer and…you know what? I'm feeling
generous. I have an idea.” Me and my ideas; without them, I'd be as lifeless as Chris'
After Mest's last song and a round of `whoo hoo's' we spilt up. Nick was off to the restroom for who
knows what, Jere was back on the bus, and Matt was bombarded with fans. I, on the other hand, kept
to the sidelines and managed to find a few kids, maybe eight years younger than myself. They'd been
eluded from the larger crowd, making it a lot easier to get to them.
“Hey, you're the singer!” the one and only girl flagged me over. She wasn't bad looking
either; it was the three guys at her side that didn't look so friendly.
I nodded, one hand trailing down into my pocket. “Yeah, how was it?”
“The show? It was great,” she smiled, exchanging looks with her `body guards.'
“Oh, I'm Melissa. That's Tom, Dereck, and Jake.” All three gawked in my direction,
giving off a very robotic look.. Not to mention that they all looked similar. Probably brothers or
“Tony,” I nodded, unsure of whether or not they already knew my name. A lot of people
that came to the shows did, so. “Uh, d'you guys want a drink?” Mom did always say `never
inhale food in front of your friends without offering first.' I'm assuming that beer fell into that
category just as nicely.
Did I mention that I love cargo pants? I pulled out the two beers from separate pockets, extending
them in the girl's way.
Her hand stopped halfway to mine. “That's alcohol,” she stated, studying the can. Her
attention turned towards the guys at her side.
Taken aback by the `oh my gosh!' sound in her voice, I withdrew. “Yeah, well…”
“I'm only sixteen, and I have to drive back home. You were going to give it to
“Hey, it wasn't like I was going to shove it down your throat,” I held my hands out at
my side in surrender. Who the hell freaks out when they're offered beer at a show?
“Sir, we're going to have to ask you to come with us.” One of the guys lowered his
shades. Shit. He was a lot older than he'd looked as the silent pilot with glasses.
Dumbfounded, I stood dead still as all three moved forward. First thing that came to mind was run,
and I wasn't going to wait for a better idea to form. So I turned on my heels and made a go for the
crowd. I could lose the cops in there, right?
Running from the police at your own show = pathetic. Weaving through people packed as tight as
sardines isn't as easy as it looks. It was harder than a game of Red Rover. I dropped down on my
hands and knees, ignoring the pain in the fact that I was crawling over gravel. Headfirst I rammed
into people's legs, resulting in the person tumbling over like a bowling pin. All I could think of
was how it must've looked exactly like the creation of a crop circle from a bird's eye view.
Finally free and in open air, I got up and darted for the bus. Nobody.
I thought too soon. A second later the door busted open and the group poured in. Now trapped, I
gritted my teeth as the cold metal that the handcuffs beheld bounded my arms.
“You have the right to remain silent.”
“You have the right to fuck off.” That's how I am. I say stupid things and pay for it
later. What's that, karma or something?
The undercover officers shook it off, acting as though they hadn't heard a thing, and continued with
the damned Miranda rights…who names a guy Miranda?
I was in a fucking cell for offering alcohol to a sixteen-year-old. How screwed up is that? They
were all probably making up some huge story against me, too. Conspiracies are dumb, but
they're as real as fuck.
I thought that it'd be lonely in here. But now, to be honest, I'd rather be alone. The other guy was
at least 50, hairy, overweight, smelly, and you know, all of those things that little kids consider
to be pirates.
“What're you here for?” I had to look twice to ensure that the squeaky voice came from
the same creep I was in with. You'd definitely except something more---“ME THORG!”-macho
“Alcohol…underage…it's only temporary,” I added quickly. I'd hate for him
to be getting ideas.
“A shame,” the man sighed. “You're the cutest looking lad I've seen in a
With the nearly-toothless grin, I couldn't decide what it was supposed to mean. Please don't tell me
that I'm stuck with a gay guy.
“But don't worry. I killed a guy and I'm only in for twenty-five years. You won't be in
This was going to be on my mind until I asked it, and oh how I'd hate for something about it to slip
while consulting a guard. “Are you a fag?”
He raised both eyebrows suggestively. “Would you like to find out?”
I jumped at the bars imprisoning us, something on my dimmer side telling me that if I tried hard
enough they'd break. “Guard person!” My voice echoed through the corridor. I had
everybody's attention but the one that could release me.
Eccentric over there burst into a fit of the weirdest sounding laughs. The bits of flesh that
weren't invaded with gray hairs were tinted a darker pink. I had the least idea of how this was
My rescue finally came, probably wondering why the whimpering persisted. “Tony Lovato? A
Jeremiah Rangel is here offering bail. Would you---“
The man paused, looking up from a notebook to stare at me like I had three heads. After I mumbled a
`please,' he unlocked the penitentiary.
I went prancing down the hall, but not before flipping off Weirdo. I threw my arms around Jere
appreciatively, who in return seemed uncomfortable with the gesture. The whole office was watching,
like they wanted to see us make out right then and there.
“Just like a poodle,” Jere laughed awkwardly, filling in the silence. He didn't have to
haul me outside; I left willingly. That is, after minutes wasted of signing papers and giving out
“I didn't think you'd come!” I gushed. “The people in there are gay, and there
aren't any girls…And they're gay!”
“I wonder why,” he interrupted. “Oh, next time you decide to hand out beer, I'm
not coming back for you. You owe me.”
“How would you like me to pay for that?” I smirked, bouncing off the shove.
Jere rolled his eyes, muttering, “This is what I get for rescuing you? Go back to jail,
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