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Dear Aliens.
By Aria51x

 


I was bored and I saw this on Smosh's site and it just reminded me of a certain person (: It's probably going to make no sense, but it's all I had to entertain myself. Enjoy. I`m not taking credit for this by the way, so don`t review and get all mad at me or ask me if I'm on crack. But still, reviews would be nice (: - Thank yew.
~~~

Dear Aliens,

After many years and wonderment if you'll ever come to greet us here on planet Earth, I got to thinking last night after I hung up with Gerard and his latest drama king rant. It came to me that perhaps if should you abduct me one day, we should clear some stuff up first.

So lets set some ground rules shall we?

Rule # 1 - No probing of any kind. I think's it pretty self-explanatory. If you could do me a solid on this one, that would be great.

Rule # 2. Call first. If you feel the need to abduct me, call first. I will go willingly but I don't want to be scared by a late night visit. Any time after 10 am is good for me, let's make it 7pm when Alicia is less hormonal.

Rule # 3. Provide an in flight meal. If you abduct me before dinner time, you will need to feed me. Not to be cheap, but if you can afford a tricked out super awesome space craft, you can afford to buy a quarter pounder with cheese. (Let's subtract the pickles from this.)

Rule # 4. Treat my aliments. If you're going to do an experiment on me, I ask that you treat a few aliments I have in the process. I've been having a little back pain.

Rule # 5. No overnighters! Now I use to be a pimp at this, but I cannot do it anymore. I need at least 8 hours of sleep, or I'll be grumpy the next day.

Rule # 6. No Alien/Human breeding scenarios. I really don't need to explain to Alicia that part of my money will be going to some alien kid on the Androm13 home planet.

Rule # 7. Make it worth my time. If you're going to make me leave my wife, brother, and band mates/ BFFS, at least send me back with some super powers that I can show off in front of Gerard.

If we can follow through with these rules, then by all means feel free to abduct me.

Love,

Mikey Way.

 

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