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Sticks in toilet bowls? Totes!
By pixxehh.v

 





He walked into the bathroom and let out a loud sigh. Not again!

````NIKITA ROSA! Get in here!''''

````Jimmy? What''s wrong?!'''' she shouted as she went rushing towards
him.

````What the hell is this?!'''' he shouted while pointing towards the
toilet, where a bunch of white sticks lay at the bottom. ````I thought
we agreed you wouldn''t do this anymore?''''

She looked down in shame. They had agreed to that, and she felt bad for
letting him down again.

````Alright, how about we move it? Then at least you can''t put them in
there anymore......'''' he muttered sympathetically, pulling her close
to him.

Jimmy loved Nikita more than anything, it was just difficult to live
with her sometimes. He knew he would find a way to deal with her
problem, though.





The doorbell rang shrilly through the house. Today was the day.

Both Jimmy and the handyman made their introductions politely but
quickly, and the handyman, named Bob, was soon at work.

````So, let me get this straight, you want your toilet taken up here,
and then put up over here? But it''s only twelve inches away,'''' Bob
looked questioningly at Jimmy for answers to this strangeness.

````Uhh, yeah, I know it''s a bit weird, but that is all we need done.
So, when your done, I will be in the kitchen, just out there,'''' Jimmy
said after a short awkward silence shared between the two.





````Honey! I''m homeee!'''' Nikita''s voice echoed through the house.

She heard light footsteps from the floor above and swiftly headed up the
stairs to see the love of her life.

````Jammy, where are you?''''

````I''m in here!'''' his loud shout came from the bathroom. Why the
hell is he in the bathroom? Nikita thought. No, he couldn''t have
really......

He train of thought was interrupted when she walked into the bathroom
and saw Jimmy''s proud, smiling face shining back at her.

````Oh God, you didn''t, did you?'''' her face was grim.

````Yep, totes did,'''' his raucous laugh bounced off the walls of their
tiny bathroom. He stepped to the side and revealed that the toilet, was
in fact, a good ten inches, at least, away from it''s previous position.
A small waste bin now occupied the empty space.

````Jimmy, really, you didn''t have to do this. I would have found a way
to stop......''''

````Well, now you don''t need to, you can just throw them in the bin
instead!'''' his face mirrored his excitement.

````Thank you, Jimmy. I love you, you know that, right?'''' every ounce
of her tone echoed her sincerity.

````I love you, too, you loser.''''





He smiled as he stepped over the threshold of his own home. He hadn''t
been back here for almost a month.

````Kittaaa! Are you home?'''' he shouted through the house. Just as he
finished his sentence, Jimmy spotted the note on the side table.



Jimmy,

Sorry if I''m not here when you get back. Go shower, you probably stink.
I want you smelling pretty and clean by the time I get home, so then, I
can make you all dirty again ;)

Love, Kita xo



Well, might as well get a shower while I can, probably won''t have much
time for the next few days, he thought to himself. And he did smell
pretty bad...... Constant touring on a crowded bus with a bunch of other
disgusting guys did that to people.

He headed up towards the bathroom and opened the door. What he saw,
however, shocked him to the core.

He grabbed his cell phone and dialled Nikita''s number.

````Heelllloooo?''''

````Nikita Rosa! Why are the lollipop sticks in the toilet bowl......
AGAIN?''''

 

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