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The Beautiful Of
So, this is taken from a little apartment than shared by 5 people.
“Shit! This is too much! We need to keep it somewhere! Think straight!!!” Silver, one of
the occupants in that fancy apartment said while he's walking back and forth.
“Yeah, I know, Silver. But, can you please sit down and stop moving. You're not
helping!” Black-Smith, another occupant, shouted from his place.
“She's home in a couple minute! We need to hurry up!” Silver said getting frustrated.
Black-Smith just shook his head.
“I know. Now, just help me warp these things and send them somewhere. She's not gotta find it
when she get back here,” Black-Smith suggested while looking at a big box that consist 10
bottles of Vodka.
“But where're we gotta send this shits?” Silver asked.
“Just shut up and help me first!” Black-Smith shouted again. He's getting more and more
impatient with Silver.
“Fine,” Silver answered lightly. And then, together both of them wrapped that box and
then took it to the post office.
“Where'd you send it??” Silver asked while Black-Smith writing down the address on the
“Somewhere only God knows,” Black-Smith answered lightly.
And after that, both of them went back home.
“Now, we're in peace…” Silver stated.
“Yeah! No more drunken Blue-Ice! No more!” Black-Smith chimed in. both of them walking
inside the apartment with big grin on their faces.
“What the hell guys smiling about?” Blue-Ice asked while the two older men got inside
and found her sat down on the table and ate pop-tarts.
“Uh, no… nothing…” Silver lied. Black-Smith nodded and grinning sheepishly
likes an idiot. Blue-Ice looked at them weird.
“You guys weird,” Blue-Ice said while jumping down from the table and went back to her
Silver and Black-Smith sighed in relieved.
“Thanks god…” Silver and Black-Smith said together.
They could be death if Blue-Ice found out that both of them sent her box of Vodka to somewhere only
“Morning, guys. Feeling good?” Blue-Ice slurred that early in the morning. Silver,
Black-Smith, Sky-Light and Dark looked at her with their mouth hanging over.
On the table, they could see 6 bottles of empty Vodka lied down and one bottle of Vodka placed
beautifully on Blue-Ice's hand.
“We got presents from someone! He must be a very good man!” Blue-Ice said and then she's
laughing so hard and drank her Vodka again.
Silver and Black-Smith went to check the box while Sky-Light and Dark tried to stop the drunken
“Oh, shut up! Can't you guys let me be happy for a while?!” Blue-Ice slurred again while
Dark tried to pull the bottle out of her hand.
“Blue! That's enough! You've drank too much!” Sky-Light said in harsh tone.
“I only drank 7 bottles…” Blue-Ice pouted. “That's just a
Sky-Light pressed his temple and exhaled. Dark just shake his head.
“Damn! This is the box that we sent yesterday to somewhere only God knows!” Silver
screamed in his high-pitched voice.
“How'd it get back here?” Black-Smith asked himself.
“They couldn't find the address. You guys dumb-ass!” Dark sneered.
“Yeah, you guys used to check the address first before sent it! And, we got the damage
now!” Sky-Light said while looking at Blue-Ice who opened the next bottle of Vodka.
“We better send her to rehab! She's a hard drunker now! Worse than yesterday…”
Black-Smith said to back-up his mistake.
“You're right. Let's drag her…” Silver chimed in. Sky-Light and Dark nodded in
agreement. The four of them then picked Blue-Ice and shoved her into their van.
“Where're we going?” Blue-Ice asked in her drunken voice.
“Somewhere you can get more and more Vodka. The best quality Vodka…” Dark
answered in a sarcastic tone. But, Blue-Ice didn't notice it because she's drunk. She's just nodded
“That's good,” Blue-Ice said smiling.
“She's going to kill us after going back from rehab…” Silver whispered to
“She's going to thanks us…” Sky-Light said to cover up his afraid- ness.
“Yeah, keep on praying, dude…” Silver whispered again.
And then, they arrived to that place and dropped Blue-Ice.
“Bye guys!!” Blue-Ice said in happy tone.
“Uh, yeah, Good bye and have fun…” Sky-Light said in his hesitant voice. Dark,
Silver and Black-Smith waved good-bye and strapped their fake smiles on their faces.
“Let's get back home and wait…” Black-Smith said though his gritted teeth. The
rest just nodded and they went back home.
“Are we going to die?” Silver asked while they're on their way home.
“Stop asking that damn question! She's going to thanks us!” Sky-Light said while
smacking on Silver's temple.
“I don't wanna face tomorrow…” Silver whispered to himself.
“I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ALL WHILE I'M OUT FROM THIS HELL HOLE! YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!!!”
Blue-Ice screamed through the telephone.
“Do we need to run away??” Black-Smith asked. Silver gulped. Sky-Light still paled and
Dark just looked at his friends.
“I think so…” Dark said at last.
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