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Ways To Get Yourself Kicked Out Of Pearl Harbor
By Kitty Kat

 


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Author: Kitty Kat - PG-13 - English - Humor - Reviews: 41


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Ways to Get Yourself Kicked Out of Pearl Harbor in the Theaters

1. Laugh inappropriately when Rafe is "dead."

2. As soon as they show the older Danny (Josh Hartnett) yell "DON'T
GO ON THE GOD DAMN DOOLITTLE RAID UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE AGAIN!"

3. Walk up to the screen and whisper (loudly) "EVELYN, WHY YOU BETRAY
RAFE AND HAVE DANNY'S BABY?"

4. Run after the audience realizes that by saying 2 &3 you just gave
away the whole ending.

5. Walk up to the screen and when they show Josh, bend on one knee
and go "Mr. Hartnett, will you marry me?" Works best if you are of
male gender.

6. Show the screen a ring pop you bought at 7-11 on your way to the
theater.

7. Convince the ticket guy that you bought it at the theater. Works
best if they don't sell ring pops.

8. Stick up your middle finger and shout "BITCH!" when Evelyn starts
making out with Danny.

9. Yell, "HOW CONVENIENT THAT THE JAPANESE BOMBED AN AMERICAN LOVE
TRIANGLE. DIDN'T THEY REALIZE WHAT THEY WERE DOING?"

10. Cry when Evelyn is still alive. Any part of the movie is good.
Especially before the bombing. Just start crying and go "EVELYN? I
THOUGHT YOU DIED! Oh, that's the next scene..."

A/N: You most likely will get kicked out of the theater if you do
these. All of them. Peace out.

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