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Musings
By Scarecrow047

 



``I want to make this
perfectly clear. I am NOT in love with Cloud Strife. I don't do love. Turks don't do love. It just
doesn't happen. But I cannot deny that the man is fine. And by fine I mean he would be the sexiest
man on the planet if he would fucking smile once in a while. Yah, Strife's hot, nobody can deny
that. It's a pure physical attraction. Why the hell would I want a relationship with that depressed
pile of ShinRa deserter?
``For one, Rufus would never allow it. He'll
turn a blind eye to a few one-night stands as long as we keep it out of the workplace, but
relationships take away from our performance on the field. Or something like that.
``And another thing, we're enemies. Trying
to kill each other and shit? Yah, that puts a whole damper on the romantic candle-light dinner. No
like I want a romantic dinner with the chocobo head. Purely physical, remember?
``And here's the big one: he doesn't like
guys. The guys been moaning over that dead flower-girl and that crazy black-haired chick for Jenova
knows how long. I think it's pretty obvious he prefers the fairer sex.
``And while we're on that topic, I would
just like to point out that I am NOT gay. But I'm also not straight. Sticking myself with one group
or the other leaves out a whole realm of possibility, and as any of my coworkers can tell you, I'll
take on anything. `Cept for Cid Highwind. I would so not do Cid Highwind.
``But back to the matter at hand. Just
because I tend to stare at his ass a bit more than most and sure I think dirty things about him
during boring meetings just to amuse myself, none of that means anything. Rude says it's a crush,
but I'm too old for crap like that.
``Physical attraction. That's all there is
to it. Strife is hot, and way too pretty for a guy, and given the chance I would totally jump his
bones, but I'm not in the love with the guy. Not like it matters anyway. Even if Cloud did decided
to do a dude, he's such a good-two-shoes he probably wouldn't even know what to do in bed. The guy's
a fucking monk. Probably why Tifa's such a bitch all the time, ain't gettin' no action.''
``…Reno?''
``Yo.''
``What are you doing?'' The redhead nudged
the gagged and bond gangster next to him.
``We're just havin' a chat. He's a good
listener.'' Rude just rubbed his temples, shaking his head.
``You are so weird sometimes.''
``You know who else I'd do? Zack Fair.''
``Reno, Zack's dead.''
``Yah, but did you ever get a look at that
ass?'' The bald man didn't grace his partner with an answer, choosing to simply walk out instead.
The Turk turned back to his tied-up prisoner.
``So, anyway, thanks for listening, yo. It's
nice to be able to talk openly to somebody.'' Water began to fill the room and the redhead stood.
``I would say `see you around' but, well…guess I won't.'' He left the room, leaving the very
confused gangster to struggle against his bonds until the water had gone past his head and slowly
filled his lungs.

 

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