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The Swat Kats
By KS Claw
THE SWATKATS "BLOOP" SHOW (or: Another result from a bored author)
by KS Claw
Comments will be greeted with open arms. Flames will be feeded to my dragon Skie. And DingoChargher
is (C) to my
sister who goes under the same name.
(voice): Greetings everyone! And welcome to the SWATKATS "bloop"-show. Here?s your hosts: KS Claw
::applause as KS Claw, a 15-year old she-kat with stribes on cheeks and arms, enters the studio
DingoChargher, her 19 year old sister::
KS: Hi Everybody! I?m KS Claw! ::bows to the extra applause::
DC: And I?m Dingo Chargher! ::bows as well::
BOTH: And welcome to the SWATKATS "Bloop" show! ::both bow under the applause and cheering::
::KS and Dingo settles down in some chairs and Dingo begins::
DC: So KS, you?ve just come from the Amazon in Brazil? Cause it looks like your hair?s been through
a jungle! ::laughter
KS: Why yes! I just got a flight home on one of the Pastmasters zombie-dragons, and when we reached
here, he was
DEAD-tired! ::more laughter::
::KS turns to the camera::
KS: Well anyway, we haven?t come here to fire off lousy jokes, so why don?t we just start on:
DC: THE SWATKATS "BLOOP" SHOW!!!!
KS: Exactly, Dingo. And you know what it means?
DC: We will get to see the failured clips which was never shown!
KS: On "SWATKATS the radical squadron" and in the SWATKAT fanfics!! Which is why it?s called:
BOTH: THE SWATKATS "BLOOP" SHOW! ::cheering from the audience::
DC: Here is one from the very first episode of the first season. From "The Pastmaster always ring
twice." ::DC and KS
turns to big screen where the 2 graverobbers are digging on a old cemetary and now is about to drag
GR1: oh cripes it?s heavy! Oops! ::drops the chest which lands on the other graverobbers foot::
GR2: YIIHAAAOOOUUUW!!! ::jumps around clenching one foot cursing and swaering, while the other one
GR1: Oh god, I?m sorry! ::cracks up and looks on camera while laughing:: I...it just slipped from
KS: Oh, that was an absolute classic!
DC: Yeah. I still get stomachache from watching that one!
KS: Well, here is another clip, from "The giant Bacteria" In where the good dr. Viper...has some
::we see Morboulus and Viper in the doc?s lab::
M: So...this is the legendary Dr. Vipers laboratory.
DV: A please to the eye, wouldn?t you ssssay Morbou..OW! ::covers his mouth with a paw::
M: What?s up doc?
DV: ::bends head and chuckles:: I...I bit myself in the tongue...
M: Ouch! ::snickers::
DV: ::cracks up and looks on camera:: Ha ha....I?m sorry! Do you know how hard it is to speak when
you hiss, all the
Director: CUT! We?ll take that over again.
KS: ::clenches stomach:: Oh, was THAT great, or was THAT great? Let?s take another, shall we?
DC: I agree fully. Here?s another from the final scene of "The giant bacteria".
::The Turbokat crashes through the wall in the lab and smacks Viper up against a wall with some
canopy opens and T-bone jumps out but tripples on the wing and he lands on the floor::
TB: Ouff! ::Viper comes over and helps him up::
DV: We?d better take that over again. ::they all begin to laugh::
TB: Sorry, chief! But it?s hard to jump around in baggy pants like these!
DC: Oh that?s gotta hurt! He he. Well, let?s take some from the fanfics shall we?
KS: You got that, Dingo. but first after these messages.
::commercials runs. Then we return to THE SK-BS::
::KS and Dingo still sits in their chairs::
DC: Hi everyone. We?re back...
KS: ...With more bloops for you to laugh at.
DC: So let?s get started shall we?
KS: Right away. And here is a failured clip from Glen Battilanas: "Torment".
::We see the "zombiefied" dr. Viper, T-bone tied up and the witch from GB?s torment trilogy::
TB: Viper, why are you working for this lady, hey? I thought Dr. Viper
plays second fiddle to no one?
::Viper gives a small grin in reply and then snaps out after T-bone, and accidently bite him in the
W: I said *WAIT*! What is it with men! They never listen! ::shoves up with her arms in a "sheesh!"
clenches his mouth snickering like crazy::
DV: I?m sorry, I?m sorry, I?m sorry!!!
TB: Ouch! I dink you gave me a dnosebneed.
KS: ::laughs:: Oh good lord!
DC: Okay, enough with that one for now. Here?s one from C.L Furlongs fic "The SWATKATS final
resistance part 1"
Where Callie can?t get a proper drink.
::we see Jake offer Callie a can of milk::
J: I can get you a glass if you want.
C: No thanks. I prefer it straight from the can, if you don?t mind. ::Jake shakes head and opens his
can with his
thumb-claw. Callie tries as well, but can?t open it::
C: DANG! OPEN YOU..*censured* CAN!! ::jake cracks and Callie looks helplesly at the director::
C: Help me someone?
DIRECTOR: CUT! We?ll try that again.
::take 2. Jake has opened his can and Callie manage as well. Then she pulls in the can but...::
DIRECTOR: What is it now!??
C: It?s my claw! Arg! It?s stu-hu-huck! ::cracks up and Jake comes over and helps her::
J: We?ll have to do that again!
KS: Oh lord, she should have thought of a manicure, before THAT scene! ::laughs::
DC: Indeed. But how about we take some more episodes now?
KS: You got it. And here is a failured scene from "Destructive nature" that proofs that Mayor Manx
ain?t THAT good a
::we see Manx stand on a golf-field and sees the smoke from MegaKat towers.::
MM: *gasp* what tha... ::swings golf-club and misses the ball, looses his balance and lands on his
MM: ::cracks up:: I guaess I?ll have to get a course. ::they all laugh and Mr. Young helps him up::
DC: I agree fully! ::laughs::
KS: ::turns to camera and shruggs:: Sorry people. But that?s all for now. Join us next time the
author has a bored
DC: Da DA DAAA!!!!
BOTH: THE SWATKATS BLOOP SHOW!!!
(fade to black)
So, what will it be? roses and diamonds, or stinkbombs and flames? Your choice.
to be continued?
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