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I Sold It Because I
Didn't Want to Hear
Another Simple Plan
Things with Josephine (or Joey as Hayley calls her) were going way
to fast. I don't like her as much as she wants me too. I want to be able to love her like I used to
before she fucked up, but it's just to hard. I know with her, I'll only get hurt, and that isn't
something that I want. And on top of not wanting to get hurt, I'm still not over Megan. She is the
one person who I want to spend the rest of my life with, and I can wait forever if it meant
that I would get to be with her again.
“SEBASTIEN LEFEBVRE!” Alyssa yelled down
“Uh huh?” I asked back.
“Where's David?” she
Patrick and I went to go visit Jeff in rehab with Philippe and
Lauren. I had been helping Pat with the kids as practice for when I have my own little baby in my
“Daddy!” Lauren yelled while running and jumping into her father's
“I missed you sweetheart, in a few months I'll be good to come home!” he
“Uncle Patty won't leave me when you get home though right?” she
“No baby, he lives upstairs with the rest of your uncles,” he told
After a couple of hours, visitation was over, and we had to leave. The look on Lauren's
face was enough to make me cry. She did not want to leave her Daddy, so I promised that I would
drive her down on the weekend to see him again.
Sebby was at home, doing god knows what, I went out for coffee with my ladies.
“Soooo, Joey! Like how's the sex with Seebbby?” Paige asked.
my god guys,” I started saying, “It's amazing!”
“Jo, like it's not
like uhm, nice to like lie. Especially to your like besties,” Ashlee
“Uhhh, fine! The bastard won't like put out, I like don't know what to like
do,” I answered.
“Hah, I knew it.” Hilary laughed.
you're getting any,” I shot a look at her, and she just gave me a look
“Guys, just shut the hell up! You are all pissing me off, we have a bigger
problem here,” Tiffany yelled.
Rehab is pretty hard, I was
drinking so much before, that being sober was a feeling that I had forgotten. The guys have been
very supportive and helpful throughout the whole thing, but I still hate having to have somebody
else take care of my kids for me. My time here, is time lost that I can't spend watching them grow
up, and I will never be able to get it back.
The people here are very nice, but I made
friends with my councilors more than I had with the other people recovering from problems.
Pierre just recently showed me the lyrics that he had written with Chuck while I had my
drinking problem. They made me cry, and I felt so happy to know that they actually wanted to help
me, but they just didn't know how to.
I was at home with
Seb and Josephine, that afternoon. Josephine had mentioned that Paige (one of her best friends) was
interested. And since I still kind of missed Jackie, I decided to give her a chance. She was medium
height, but shorter than me. Her long blonde hair, she always had up in an up do because she says it
is too long, but she doesn't want to get it cut. And her blue eyes, oh my god, they are just so
beautiful. I think this girl might actually be the one.
was making sure that Alyssa was eating perfectly healthy, and had her doctors appointments once a
week. They always told me that I am crazy and that she is perfectly healthy.
Pierre, I have a question for you!” I said.
“Hmm, what is it David?” he
asked, while sitting up on the couch.
“Do you know what I could get Lauren for her
birthday?” I asked him.
“No, what about a Barbie or something?” he re
“Ew, jeez Pie. I swear sometimes that you have been dead for so long! Barbie's
are sooooo in the past!” Hayley started laughing.
“Shut it you,” he said
while kissing her.
“AHH! KEEP IT PG GUYS!” I laughed while leaving the
“You're the one with a pregnant fianc?, so I think you two should have kept it
PG!” Pierre called after me.
As I walked into my room, Alyssa asked me, “What
was that all about?”
“Hah, they are just jealous! They wish they were the ones
having a baby in eight months!” I smiled.
“David, I love you so much!” she
said while kissing me.
“I love you too baby!” I whispered in her
Then I heard Seb and Josephine fighting downstairs.
“Uh oh,” I
said while looking at Alyssa.
“GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE
JOEY!” Hayley yelled from the other room.
“Hayley, stop! This is his
fight,” I heard Pierre telling her.
“OH MY GOD SEBASTIEN! I LIKE TOTLLY DON'T
WANT IT TO BE LIKE OVER!” Josephine cried.
“YOU CAN LOOK INTO MY EYES, AND
PRETEND ALL YOU WANT!” I yelled.
“Sebby, I'm like totally not
pretending,” she cried even more.
“I KNOW YOUR LOVE IS JUST A LIE!”
“Seb, like stop it! I like totally love you, I'm totally not lying!”
“THERE IS NO LOVE HERE!” I yelled.
just leave!” Hayley said while walking into the hall and opening the door, “I'm sick of
the way you treat Seb like he is your property! You don't own him, and you never will! Just get out,
and move on! When the new album comes out, you should buy it, because I feel that there will be some
songs about you and your pathetic whore friends!”
She walked out of the house and
down the street. I am praying that, this will be the last time that Josephine will come back into my
On my way out of Montreal, I called my girlies
and told them that I had decided to leave Montreal all together. I needed to start fresh, and being
here definitely was not going to work. I would miss them all, but I have never lived outside of
Montreal, and change was definitely needed.
Hayley had called me this morning, and said that they wanted me to come hang out with them. I was
finally starting to feel okay since the whole Sebastien thing, so I agreed to go over.
I got to the door, SEB answered, and it was insanely awkward. He let me in and smiled though. Which
made me confused, I thought him and Joey were like madly in love.
“Uhh, I'll go tell
Alyssa and Hayley you are here,” he said quietly while looking at the
“Mkay, thanks…” I said while going to sit on the
“ALYSSA, HAYLEY! MEGAN IS HERE!” he yelled from the bottom of the
“Don't be an ass, let her in,” Alyssa replied.
DID!” he yelled back.
“WELL DON'T MAKE HER WAIT AT THE DOOR, GO TALK TO HER OR SOMETHING!” Hayley yelled
back at him.
He made a funny sound and then I guess he gave up and sat down on the arm chair
at the other side of the room.
“So… how have things been with Joey?” I
“Hmm. I broke up with her…” he
“Oh… I'm sorry to hear it,” I said with a sarcastic tone in my
“Nah, don't be! I should have listened to everybody, we weren't meant to be the
first time, so we aren't meant to be now,” he said.
“Well… uhhh, yeah well this is awkward, can we talk about something
else?” he asked.
“Mmm, I guess,” I answered.
“Heard any good
bands lately?” he asked.
“I sold my radio,” I
“What the hell? Why?” he asked me.
“I heard a Simple
Plan song on it, and it made me sad, so I sold it to some old guy in my building,” I
“Do you want a new one?” he asked me.
“Nah, I'll still
hear Simple Plan songs on it,” I laughed.
“Well… would it bother you if I
told you that I still love you?” he asked.
“Depends… do you actually mean
it?” I asked him.
“I meant it before…” he said.
But you left me heart broken. And chose Joey over me,” I said.
“I promise that
this time I will never believe any girl over you, I missed you so much when you were gone! I
couldn't sleep at night not knowing what you were doing, or where you were.
Seb and Megan made up, and let's just say my favorite couple (sorry Alyssa
and David) are back together! I missed having Megan over like every day! It was painful, she's so
funny, and there aren't any funny nicknames that Hayley and I can make for her. Like Joey, was an
amazing nickname, because she hated it LIKE OH MY GOD TOTALLY so much. She was a good laugh, that's
all she ever was!
Jeff is out of rehab in a couple weeks, I'm glad that he is fully sober,
and never wants to drink again.
Patrick definitely isn't liking the being single thing like
he thought he would. Joey set him up with her LIKE BEST FRIENDS FOR LIKE EVER BITCH named Paige.
Things didn't work out, so he's thinking he's going to be alone forever. Not forever Patty, you just
gotta find someone who loves you for you.
Alyssa, David and the unborn baby are doing great. I've never seen David so happy about something.
I know he will make a wonderful father, and husband for the baby and Alyssa.
When Seb told me that Megan had sold her radio because she didn't like hearing Simple Plan songs on
it, I laughed so hard. It's exactly what Megan would do, it's totally random. I offered to buy her a
new one, but he decided that I shouldn't bother since she's gonna move in, and then she wouldn't
I heard Josephine talking to Paige one day about how Tiffany got aids. She apparently became a
prostitute because she needed money for apartment rent. Then I guess one night, she got aids.
Alyssa got a call from an old friend who moved to Texas. He said that we should all come
down for a visit. So we promised that when we are on tour we would make a stop there.
“I still can't believe you actually sold that
radio,” Hayley laughed.
“Me either, but hey that man needed it more,”
“Oh jeez, Megan I missed having you here everyday!” I
“I missed being here, it's always full of people! The apartment was getting
pretty lonely!” Megan told us.
“I bet, Hayley doesn't even live across the hall
anymore, so it's not like you could just walk across the hall and be like HAYLEY!” I
They both just looked at me, and we started laughing to the point where we were all
crying so hard. Then the guys walked into the room, and gave us the weirdest looks. But David put
his arms around me thinking I was actually crying, and Seb sat down beside Megan. We all just
starting laughing more, because David thought that I was actually crying.
wasn't really crying today, you know that right?” I asked him.
“NO! I thought
you were really crying!” he said.
“Oh, well, I wasn't!” I
“Haha, I'm such a loser,” he said while putting his arms around me
after turning off the light.
“David, you always make me feel so safe!” I
“Good! I never want you to feel unsafe!” he said.
I just snuggled
up him while closing my eyes, and that's when he kissed me and said, “I love you
“I love you too!” I answered.
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