Anime/Manga Fan Fiction >> Ranma ½
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Ranma 1/2 Celebrety
By Jesse Lockheart
Welcome to my first fanfic. In my spare time, which I get very little
of , I get really bored. So I did this fanfic to kill time. I enjoy
watching Celeberty Deathmatch so I did a Ranma 1/2 Celeberty
Deathmatch crossover featuring Ranma Soatome facing off aginst Ryoga
Hibiki. Keep in mind that this is my first fanfic so don't kill me!
Enjoy! Legal stuff- All Ranma 1/2 characters are property of Rumiko
Takahashi. Celeberty Deathmatch characters are property of MTV.
Feather is a character created by Ben Bradley.
Jesse Lockhart: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another addition
of Celeberty Deathmatch. I'm your announcer Jesse Lockhart, and on my
right Hector Torres!
HectorTorres: Thank you Jess and we are both sitting in tonight
for Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond who couldn't make it here tonight
because of a little accident!
(Cut to the scene where both Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamon are both
tied and gaged in their dressing rooms with only their under
JL: We have a very special bout for you tonight! Comming to us
straight from the busy oriental streets of Nerima Japan. The two best
Martial Artsits the city has to offer. IT'S THE CLASH OF THE PIG AND
FEM-BOY! Fierce rivals Ranma Soatome and Ryoga Hibiki from the
popular Anime serise Ranma 1/2 will face off in a one-on-one,
no holds bars, anything goes, grudge match that only Celeberty
Deathmatch can bring you.
Hec: Thats right Jess and this feud can be traced back to their day
as mere junior high students when one day Ranma took Ryoga's Last
piece of curry bread in the lunch line. Not only that, when Ryoga
challenged him to a fight at a vacant lot near his house after
school, Ranma was a no show because, get this, It took four day for
Ryoga to find the lot!
JL and Hec: HA HA HA HA HA HA AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA H...
Ryoga: Will You two sell it somewhere else?
Hec and JL: Heh ha sorry!
Ryoga: Jerks! (heads back to the center of the arena)
JL: Well inspite of Ryoga's problems, Ranma has problems of his own!
Not only dose he have several other enemies, but he's got four
fiances to tend to!
Hec: I don't see how that is a problem! To me the only problem here
is Ranma! (BONK!)
JL and Hec: OOWWW!!!
Ranma: Who's got the problem HEC!!!
Hec:(scratches his head) Heh he he. No one sir!
Ranma: Jerks!(heads back to the ring)
JL: Why do I always have to get hit for your mistakes?! Anyway,
Their is more at stake in this fight. The winner of this match will
be able to wed the lovely Akane Tendo who is sitting in the front
row across from the ring!
Ranma: Akane I'm not doing this for you so get the smile off your
Akane:Shut up Ranma! Who cares if you win anyway you jerk! (sticks
her toung out)
Ranma: Geez you are so uncute!
Ryoga:RANMAAA! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO AKANE LIKE THAT?! I'M GONNA MAKE
SURE YOU EAT EVERY WORD! FORK AND ALL!!
Ranma: Oh I bet you're familiar with a fork! Someone poking you to
see if your done that is! PORKY!
Ryoga: Oh yeah? At least I don't go walking around in womans
Ranma:What did you say!!!!
Ryoga: You heard me!! (Both of their faces turn three different
shades of red in anger)
R+R: THATS IT WERE GONNA FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!
Hec: Wow! This is going to be some fight! This is the type of
excitement that you will only see here on celeberty deathmacth!
JL: You know Hec Their is on piece of info I failed to mention in our
conversation earlier. Their is this rumor out that Ranma and Ryoga
Hec: Yes they'er sources telling me that when both fighters are
splashed with cold water, Ranma turns into a girl and Ryoga Turns
into a pig! But thats just a rumor!
JL: I agree Hec. Just some stupid rumors going around by crazed fans.
Oh yeah! Tonights Celeberty Deathmatch Is sponsered in part by 100%
Jusenkyo spring water! Now with spring of drowned man!
Ranma and Ryoga:( Looks at Jesse in surprise then charges at him )
GIMMIE THAT WATER!!!!
JL: Huh? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! (both Ranma and Ryoga jump on Jesse)
Hec: While Jesse tries to come out of this with minor injuries
we'll take this time to pay a couple of bills, but don't go any
where! We'll be right back!
The Ranma/Tenchi Polling Page:
Hector's Outta Control Page: http://www.inergy.com/Hec-1/Home.html
A Feather In The Wind: http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Bay/5151/
Hec: Welcome back to Celeberty Deathmatch. When we last left you
Jesse Lockhart was was gettting a surprise beatdown by tonight's
JL:(bandaged up and clothes torn) Yes It seem that they were comming
after the water. I don't know why? It's just a prop!
Hec: Man they must have been thirsty!
JL: Could be Hec, Could b.. Ouch!
Hec: Well The fighters are ready so lets go to the ring and hear the
introdution from Jesse
JL:In the red corner! Representing the Anything goes school of
Martial Arts! That "girl-boy" himself, Ranma Soatome!!!
(Crowd cheers. Ranma raises a thumbs up to the crowd.)
JL: Ow! Damn swollen jaw!
Hec:(whispering) Jesse they can hear you!
JL: Oops sorry! (clears throat) And in the blue corne......Uh
who's in the blue corner?! Where's Ryoga?!!
(Ryoga walks the arena not noticing the ring at all)
Ryoga:(taps on a seated person) Excuse me. Can you you tell me where
the ring is?
Person: Right there you idiot!
Ryoga: Oh. Thanks!
Ryoga: What's so funny?
Ranma:(Talking to himself) As always. He gets lost.
JL: HA HA HA! Stepping into the ring! In the blue corner!
Representing the Martial Arts skills of Karate and Kempo! Our
favorite lost boy! Ryoga Hibiki!
(Crowd laughs histerically. Ryoga steps into the ring blushing.)
JL: And now the man who is going to call tonight's fight, our
referee, Mills Lane!
(Both fighters approach the center of the ring where Mills is
standing. Neither one can't stop giving the other an evil glare.
Mills Lane: Now I don't care if this is anything gose fightin'
Just keep it clean, and Ryoga unless getting punched, avoid the nose
bleeds. NOW LETS GET IT ON!
JL: Woah! Take a look at those two! Jumping up in mid air, and laying
in a parade of punches.
Hec: Yes in deed , each one throwing and blocking punches at an
incredible speed! That takes a lot of skill!
JL: Both fighters break from punching before they hit the ground,
but look at this! Ranma grabs Ryoga's arm and starts spinning around
in a very fast pace!
Ranma: Hey Ryoga! Remember the goobye whirl?
Ryoga: Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh, wwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy?!
Ranma: GOOD- (throws him) - BYE!!!!
Hec: Awsome! Ranma slung Ryoga so hard that Ryoga is sent flying
through the arena and crashing into the wall!
Ranma: Heh that was easy! Huh?
JL: Ryoga comes back through the big hole in the wall in a diving
kick staight for ranma's face!
Ryoga: Curse you ranma EAT THIS!!!! (BLAM!)
Hec: Ryoga kicks ranma right in the face sending him right into
JL: But wait Ranma ricoces off the ropes sending him on a dead end
course straight for Ryoga
COMMIN' THROUGH!!!!!!!! (POW!)
Hec: Ranma Soatome with the comeback punch! Incredible! But Ryoga's
brushing it off!
Ryoga: HA HA HA HA HA! That didn't hurt at all Ranma! Now I'm gonna
show you a little somethin' BAKUSAI TENKETSU!!! (BOOM!)
JL: Whats this?! Ryoga caused the ring to explode with only the touch
of his finger!
Hec: Amazing! This sends ranma flipping back and landing right on a
Ranma: Oops sorry lady he heh!
Lady: Grrrrrr! GET OFF OF ME!!!!! (POW!)
JL: Wow! That lady has got a lot of stength! That punch sent Ranma
back into the ring! Or what's left of it.
Ranma: Allright ya jerk you wanna use secret techniques, then take
this! KACHUU TESHIN AMAGURIKEN!
Ryoga:AAAAAAAAGH!!! (POW! BLAM! POW! POW! BOOM!)
Hec: Cool! A five punch combination! Unbelieveable!
JL: I'm getting word now that there is a disturbance comming from
outside of the arena! Lets go now to Nabiki Tendo who is near the
front parking lot with the latest! Nabiki?
Nabiki: I hope I'm getting paid extra for this job Jesse! That Stacey
chick won't go down with a fight!
JL: Yeah yeah I will! Now do the report!
Nabiki: Good. I'm standing out in the entrance to the front parking
lot where i'm getting reports of a girl with feathers , you heard
me right, feathers, on her back, claiming to be Someone's fiance.
And she demands security to let her in the arena a.....
Girl: WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!!!!
Nabiki: And their she is now. Lets get a few questions shall we?
(goes over to girl) Excuse me miss! Who are you and who are you
Girl: My Names Feather! Have you seen Ryoga Hibiki?!!
Nabiki: Yes he's in the arena fighting against Ranma, but what
relationship do you have with Ryoga?
Feather: He's my fiance!
Nabiki: Fiance?! But Ryoga's fighting against Ranma to win the hand
Feather: What?!!!! He's still fighting Over akane?! He still has
feelings for her?!! !@!# NO!!! LET ME THROUGH!!!!! WHAT TILL I GET MY
HANDS ON THAT PIG HEADED JERK!!!
Security Gaurd: Miss You cannot enter he...(POW! The guard is laying
unconcious on the floor.)
Feather:BACK UP OFF ME!! THAT SON OF A %#$@$$$@, GOOD FOR NOTHIN'
!#&@##@^*$ I'M GONNA @#!$ HIS @$$ UP!
Nabiki: Well there you have it folks. Looks like Ryoga's got a lot of
explaining do. If he dosen't slip into a coma first. Back to you
JL: Woha ho ho! This gets interesting by the minute!
Hec: Better watch out Ryoga! You think Ranma's a challenge now!
You've never matched wits with a fed up woman!
JL: Speaking of Ranma's a challenge, take a look at him trying to put
ryoga in the head lock! (SLAM!) But Ryoga breaks free and slams Ranma
right on the ring floor! Gee that didn't last long!
Hec: And look at this! Ryoga is climbming on top of the ropes! The
crowd is is going crazy here folks!
Ryoga:HA HA HA HA! Time ta drop the elbow! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Hec: That was close! Ranma recovered quick enough to spin away from
Ryoga's elbow slam! As for Ryoga, He's getting up very slowly!
Ranma: Ha! Guess your little diving act didn't work!
Ryoga: DAMN YOU RANMA!! NOW I WILL GET YOU!!!
JL: Both fighters are charging at each other at an incredible
Hec: This will cause a big impact when they meet up with each other!
R+R:(running at each other)YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ranma: LOOK! A HUNDRED YEN COIN!!!
Ryoga: WHERE, WHERE?!!!(Ryoga looks down to find the coin)
RANMA: SUCKER!!(fist raised in the air) PAYBACK TIME!!!! (POW!)
JL: Ryoga wasn't fooled by that attack! That brutal punch takes Ranma
up..(crash!) and out of the arena!
Hec: Geez was Ryoga gonna give him an upercut, or make him another
star in the sky?
JL: And down comes Ranma diving head first into a buket of water on
the side of the rin.... WHAT THE HELL?!!!
Ran-Chan:(Takes the buket off her head) You jerk! Why'd ya do that
Hec: Incredible! The rumors are true! Ranma Soatome dose change into
a girl! How will this change the out come to the fight?
RC: Now you're gonna pa.....
Hopposai: RANMA!! HIYA BABY!
RC: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!(BLAM! Kicks Hopposai in the face with her foot)
You little letcher! How'd you get here?!!!
JL: A mysterious old man made came out of nowhere and entered the
Hopposai: C'mon Ranma don't be that way! Here put on this little
number!(raises up a bra) It's Victoria Secret!
RC: I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT SEEING ME IN A BRA YOU OLD(POW!) PERVERT!!!
Hec: And their goes the old man! Up,(crash) and out of the arena!
If they keep making holes like these in the wall, They might as well
call this place a stadium!
Ryoga: HA HA HA HA HA HA! Is that the best you can do Ranma? Attract
old men? HA HA HA HA HA (SPLASH!) Bweeee!!!!
JL: This is incredible! Ryoga turned into a pig! "If he wasn't one
already!" Now everything is falling into place!
RC: Now this little piggy is gonna cry wee wee wee all the way
Akane: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(hears p-chan's cry) ZZZZ..... W-W-What?!
P-CHAN!!!! (grabs her mallet) RANMA! DON'T YOU DARE HURT P-CHAN!!!!!
RC: Huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!(BLAM!)
Hec: Go Akane! That hit she laid on Ranma went off the ricter scale!
As for Ranma, somebody better answer the phone because Ranma's gonna
have that ringing in his ear for a while!
JL: But look at this! The pig..I mean Ryoga is running out of the
ring and out of the arena! Where is he going?!
Ramma: Stay out of this Akane! This is my fight!
Akane: Why do you alway pick on P-Chan you jerk?!
RC: Akane! P-Chan is R.....
Ryoga:(holding a kettle in his hand) RANMAAAAAAA!!!!! THIS ENDS NOW!
TAKE THIS SHISHI HOKUDAN!!!!
RC: UH OH! (BOOOM!!)
JL: What a ki blast!!
Hec: That blast knocked Ranma off her feet, burned through the rope,
and took out half of the crowd sitting in the v.i.p. seats! And I can
see Ranma tangled up in the reackage!
RC: Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
Ryoga: Had enough Ranma?!
RC: Not even! FEEL THI...
Hopposai: Curse you Ranma!! How dare you do that to your master!
TAKE THIS HOPPO FIRE BURN!!!!
RC:(Tossing the bomb around) AAAAAHHHH AH AH AH AH! RYOGA CATCH!!!
JL and Hec: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
(The arena is completely destroyed! Everyone is laying on the ground
half dead. Jesse and Hector are the first ones wake up.)
JL: Oh man what happend?!
Hec: (moaning) That old man came back with a bomb and rearanged
the place in the worst way!
JL: Can we say that this match is a draw?
Hec: Let's get the final decision from Mills Lane!
ML:(walking staggerly) Since Both fighters are down and unconcious,
I call this match a draw! (finally faints)
Feather: RYOGA! RYOGA! (she sees ryoga lying next to Ranma) There
you are you #@#$!%@& jerk! (shakes him senseless) How dare you fight
over a woman when you were supposed to be my fiance!
Ryoga: (comming to but still dillusional) An angel? Oh god! I'm dead!
Feather: Your gonna be soon enough! C' mon!(she picks up Ryoga and
flies off with him.)
JL: Well there you have it folks all that excitment ends with a draw.
And I guess the rivalry between these two will continue!
(A door slames open. In the door way are an angry Johnny Gomez, Nick
Diamond, Stacy Cornbread, and security officers)
Nick Diamond: THEIR ARE THOSE TWO LITTLE TWERPS!!!!
Johnny Gomez: GET EM'!!!
Hec: UH OH JESS THEY SPOTTED US!!!
JL:WELL FOR HECTOR TORRES AND NABIKI TENDO, THIS IS JESSE LOCKHART
SAYING GOOD FIGHT, GOOD NIGHT!! LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!
Well I hope you enjoyed my fanfic. It's a first so you know how proud
I'am of my accomplishment. Drop me an E-mail to tell me what you
think of it . I would also like to Thank Hetor Torres, and Feather
creator Ben Bradley for their contuinuing support and kindness.
Doing this is very hard work so I commend Ben and anyone who writes
fanfics. Thanks!! :)
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