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A Parody in Honor of
WARNING: STUPIDITY ALERT! ^_^
But seriously (or as seriously as one can get
when introducing something with a STUPID alert), this parody contains references to other parody,
not just ones written by the priestesses either. Just make sure you check out and works too. We
wouldn't want you to miss a joke. ^_~
A Parody in Honour of Valentine's
Why Kira doesn't usually write fanfiction
'Twas the night
before Valentine's day and all in the Temple had at last gone to sleep before they went mental....
Kira: Kiori-san! Please let me write!
::Ahem:: Let's try that again...
the night before Valentine's day and Kira sat in her room, dreaming off the next day and her date
"Kira-chan," her mother said as she poked her head in Kira's room, "there's a...
umm, foreign individual here to see you. He insisted on talking to you." Her mother looked
"Umm, okay." Nothing surprised Kira ever since she had joined those
Her mother retreated and told whoever it was that they could see Kira. The
door to her room opened and Kira was rather shocked to see that particular figure standing before
"Konbanwa," he said and bowed.
"K-Konbanwa," Kira returned.
He straightened. "I'm
very sorry to bother you at this hour, Kira-sama, but I have a request that I need to make of you."
Kira nodded and he went on. "I-I need you to write a fanfic. For Valentine's Day," he added
nervously, unable to look her in the eye.
"M-me?" Kira asked, surprised. "Why not ask Kiku? Or
Kichiri? Or Kiose? They're the resident fanfic writers?"
The figure squirmed uncomfortably.
"I-I can't ask Kichiri-san, or Kiku-san-they're too close of friends. And Kiose-san is too busy to
write one now."
"Why can't Kichiri know?" Kira asked, curious.
He shifted his feet
nervously. "W-well, because she has to be IN it."
Now Kira was intrigued. "So you want me to
write a 'fic with Kichiri IN it?"
"What do you want me to write about?" Kira asked
"Well, since it's Valentine's day tomorrow, and since Kichiri changed her phone number to
an unlisted one, I wondered if you might be able to, umm..." he trailed off, not quite sure how to
Understanding dawned on Kira. "Oh! You LIKE Kichiri! That's why! Okay, I'll do
it." Kira always had been a hopeless romantic.
The figure was visibly relieved. "Arigatou
gozaimasu!" He thanked her repeatedly.
"No problem. Just leave everything to me."
figure left and Kira went over to her computer. She turned it on, and then opened up her word
processor. She clicked on the 'Fanfic wizard' command and the page opened and the story became
Everything was peaceful in Konan (which should have been a DEAD GIVEAWAY that
something was about to happen).
::Ahem:: Anyway, Konan-koku was peaceful once again. They had
been saved from the threat of Kutou and everything was in running smoothly.
In the courtyard,
Kichiri (who was visiting from Mt. Taikyoku) was playing Go with Chiriko, while Mitsukake and
Tama-Neko watched. Tamahome and Tasuki were fighting, Miaka was eating, Hotohori was
administrating, and Nuriko was cheering the two combatants on.
Suddenly, a message arrived for
the Seishi. Hotohori opened it and read it. "Minna!" he called when he had finished reading it, "I
have just received a request from the Genbu Seishi that we return their Shinzaho now that we are
through with it. We have been asked to leave at once."
The Seishi looked at each other and
shrugged. They got ready to go, as they had nothing better to do.
"Are you going too
Kichiri-san?" Miaka asked.
"Iie no da...I think I'm needed back at Mt. Taikyoku..." No way was
she going back there if at all possible.
"Forget it. You're going. You're the one who
specializes in cold climates," Nuriko pointed out. "Besides, you're the only one that the Genbu
Seishi don't try to freeze on sight."
"Demo," Kichiri tried to think of a really good
"Don't even try it. You're going." Nuriko was surprised-why did he suddenly seem
to care so much if Kichiri came or not? Sure, it would be all the more fun if she came, but why did
he feel as if she absolutely had to come?
Somewhere in author-space, a mischievous giggle was
They traveled to Hokkan-koku once more, but by land this time, which was Kichiri's
condition for going-no more sailing. Tasuki had no trouble with that. They climbed the steep,
snow-covered slopes of Mt. Black without incident and arrived safely at the entrance to the cave of
"Oi," Tasuki asked, "Doesn't it seem strange that we've actually made it somewhere safely
and without incident?"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Hmm," hmmed Hotohori, "you don't think
perhaps that the fanfic authors have left us alone for once."
Everyone looked at him and then
fell over laughing.
"No, seriously," continued Tasuki, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes,
"it's weird that nothing bad has happened yet."
"No authors have shown up yet either," Chiriko
"That's what I said. No bad things have happened yet."
Nuriko thwacked him. #$@&&(!
What was that for?" Tasuki exclaimed, rubbing his poor thwacked head.
"I don't know," replied
Nuriko, "I just had this sudden impulse to thwack you Gen-chan."
"Come on," Tamahome said,
"Let's return the Shinzaho and get out of here before anyone else shows up."
The Seishi agreed
on that one, and they all headed into the cave. Except for Kichiri.
"Hurry up Kichiri-chan!
Everyone else is already inside!" yelled Miaka.
"Ano, I think I'll just wait out here no da."
"But what if they freeze me again!" Miaka whined at Kichiri.
"But you've got Tamahome to
protect you and Mitsukake to heal you and-" Kichiri protested.
"Oh, don't be so silly!" Miaka
dragged a wary (note: 'wary' is an understatement) Amazon priestess into the cave of Genbu.
two girls caught up to the rest of the Seishi in the shrine of Genbu. Kichiri breathed a sigh of
relief. So far, no sign of any Genbu Seishi. Hotohori placed the Shinzaho gently back on its altar
and the Seishi turned to leave. They had just reached the door, however, when, without warning, the
heavy doors swung shut.
"Hey! What gives?" yelled Tasuki.
There was a flash of light behind
them and they all turned around to see what it was. Except for Kichiri, that is. She was pretty
sure that she knew what it was; she just didn't want to see it.
" Konnichiwa Kichiri-san!"
Tomite greeted Kichiri, who, having had her suspicions confirmed, was now heaving frantically on the
"You changed your phone number," Tomite pointed out. "And who's 'TA-'"
"Oh, no one!
Just a name I came up with no da," Kichiri cut him off.
"So, how've you been?" he asked her
"Oh, just fine no da," she replied, retreating to hide behind Chichiri, who placed
himself defensively in front of her, blocking Tomite.
What's going on?, Tomite asked
Kira mentally. I thought you were going to write a nice romantic scene for Kichiri and me? How
come she's hiding behind Chichiri?
[Just hang on. I told you, I'm not very good at
A flurry of keys could be heard in author-space and suddenly, without warning, the
cavern collapsed on them, blocking anyone from leaving.
[There. Now she can't escape. Good
"But she's still hiding behind the stupid monk!" Tomite complained aloud.
he talking to?" Nuriko wondered.
"Who's a stupid monk no da?" Chichiri demanded.
silently reached for her kasa.
[Oh no you don't Kichiri-chan! I'm afraid we can't have you
escaping into kasa-space.]
Kichiri's kasa disappeared.
"NANI NO DA?" she yelled.
oh," said Tamahome, "I smell an author."
Kichiri leaped for Chichiri's kasa, but his disappeared
"Yep, it's an author," Hotohori agreed.
"No fair no da! I'm not supposed to be subject
to fanfic rules no da!" Kichiri complained.
[Sorry, Kichiri-chan, but I have no choice.]
"Ano, this isn't exactly what I had in mind..."
[WELL BE MORE SPECIFIC! I HAVE EXAMS TO STUDY FOR!]
Tomite was taken aback; that
certainly didn't sound like Kira. "W-who was that?" he asked Kira.
[Well, umm, since I'm
not very good at this fanfiction stuff I kind of asked Kiose to help me...]
Tomite, "How come you said you'd help her but refused when I asked?"
[NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
JUST BE THANKFUL THAT I'M HERE.]
"But this isn't anything like what I asked for!" he protested.
"It's supposed to be a Valentine's Day story so it should be, umm..." Tomite trailed off as he
noticed that everyone was staring warily at him.
"Kuwai," Miaka said shakily and Tamahome just
held her protectively.
[Why do you seem to be so, well,
temperamental today? This isn't like you.]
[JUST BE QUIET KIRA! ALL RIGHT YOU, HOW'S THIS
Fingers snapped in author-space and the scenery fuzzed out. When it came
back into focus, the group found themselves in gondolas floating down the canals of Venice.
Amiboshi had conveniently appeared and was now playing romantic music on his flute.
perfect!" Tomite cried and turned to his companion in the gondola. A blue-haired ticked-looking
monk stared back at him.
"Perfect for what no da?" Chichiri glared at him.
and then looked around at the other gondolas.
Tasuki and Tamahome sat across from each other,
and were clearly gearing up for a fight. Miaka and Hotohori were in one boat, with Nuriko
attempting to pole closer to them, her zeal nearly causing poor Mitsukake to fall overboard.
Chiriko and Amiboshi just stared at it all from their boat, while Hikitsu tried to sneak off with
Kichiri in their gondola.
"Hey! What's going on here?" yelled Tomite, who was
getting more and more frustrated by the second.
[Kiose! What are you DOING?]
grinned as he and a rather frazzled-looking Kichiri drifted away. "She's on MY side," he said
[YOU BET HIKITSU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIKITSU! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!]
understands:: Kiose, this wouldn't have anything to do with that other parody would it?]
::big shimmering teary eyes:: KICHIRI WROTE ME OUT OF IT BEFORE I COULD MEET HOTOHORI-SAMA
[Hmmm... ::desperately tried to think of a way to save her 'fic:: Well, Kiose,
since it IS Valentine's Day, why don't you and Hotohori go off somewhere to visit?]
WAI! GREAT IDEA KIRA! THANKS, I WILL! JA NA]
A hand reaches out of author-space and grabs
Hotohori, dragging him out of the 'fic.
"Hotohori-sama!" Nuriko called after him as he leaped
through the hole into author-space after Hotohori.
"Oooo," Tasuki commented, "a threesome."
The gondola was abruptly shaken and Tasuki fell overboard.
[That's enough of that Tasuki! I
don't write those kind of 'fics. Now then, back to the 'fic.]
Those in gondolas looked around
nervously, unsure of what to expect. These authors were getting weirder every day.
The scene shifted again. They were still floating about Venice in gondolas but this time, the
pairing was a little different.
Miaka and Tamahome sat in their gondola, cooing adoringly at one
another, incessantly repeating each other's name over and over again.
Kouji had appeared to drag
Tasuki out of the water. He and Tasuki were now in the process of getting thoroughly plastered in
another gondola with the astounding variety of alcohol that Kira had so kindly provided.
Mitsukake and Chiriko were playing Battleship while Tama-neko lay contentedly in the late
afternoon sky, having a nap.
Makoto had also appeared and was sitting across from Amiboshi,
listening delightedly as he played his flute.
Tomite gazed at Kichiri, deliriously happy, while
Kichiri kept her razor sharp fans at ready.
"Isn't this nice Kichiri-san?" Tomite asked her.
Kichiri began to estimate how far the jump was to the next gondola.
[Now, now, Kichiri-chan.
You can't run off after all the trouble I've gone to.]
Kichiri and Tomite suddenly
found themselves sitting in the middle of a snow-filled field just outside of a town.
This is perfect! Kichiri-san, that's my home town over there," Tomite said proudly, leaping to his
feet. "And over there is where I first learned how to ride a horse, and over there..." He began
pointing out things so fast that Kichiri could barely keep up with him.
She sighed. He wasn't
SO bad, she supposed, and he was so very happy to show her around.
"Kichiri-san," Tomite said,
"would you like to go into town and have dinner? A family friend owns a restaurant and he's a great
cook." He offered her his hand.
Mmmm, food. Now that was something she could go for. Kichiri
rose and followed him into town. She didn't even maim him when he slipped his hand around hers.
She patted her fans reassuringly. It was Valentine's Day, and he was a nice guy, but a good Amazon
priestess is never unprepared.
Meanwhile, Hikitsu and Chichiri continued to glare at each
other from opposite ends of their gondola.
Back in Kira's room, a sigh of relief could
"Whew! Thank goodness that's finished with! I hope I never have to go through that
She heard a someone at the front door. "Ginta!" she exclaimed happily, rushing to get
As she flung open her bedroom door, she was faced with the angry visages of two very
"How could you put us in a boat together no da?" Chichiri yelled at her.
"How could you put Kichiri in a boat with Tomite? It's my birthday!" whined Hikitsu.
backed away. Chichiri wasn't usually mad, so seeing him this angry was scary.
first," she replied weakly. That didn't seem to placate the Seishi and Kira started to panic.
"What the ^%#^@ is all the racket!" Min yelled from the entrance to Kira's room. She spied the
two Seishi standing angrily over Kira.
"Oi! What the #&@&*( do you think you're doing?" she
said hostilely. "You two better quit bugging Kira-chan or I'll write a nice little yaoi 'fic
starring the both of you. A LEMON yaoi 'fic," she added for emphasis.
The two Seishi paled
visibly. They left immediately, vehemently apologizing to Kira as they went, while Min continued to
glare menacingly at them until they exited the house.
"Hmph. Seishi," Min snorted. "You give
them a little say in a fanfic, and they think they can walk all over you. Next time you write a
fanfic, Kira-chan, don't forget to remind them whose got the keyboard. And don't let Kiose push you
around either, no matter what mood she's in," Min added.
Kira just nodded, shaken. She didn't
think she'd be writing another fanfic for a VERY long time-she hadn't known that they would be so
"Kira-chan!" her mother called from downstairs. "Ginta is here!"
instantly. "Hai! I'm coming Okaasan!" she answered as she ran downstairs for her own Valentine's
Happy Valentine's Day Minna-san
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