Anime/Manga Fan Fiction >> Fushigi Yuugi
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By Cindy Franklin
Fushigi Yuugi is the property of Watase Yuu, Bandai, Flower Comics, Tokyo Television, and others.
Animaniacs is the property of Warner Bros and Steven Speilberg. No infringment was intended with
the writing of the fic.
[Scene: B&W footage of an Anime Studio somewhere in Japan.]
Voice Over: Long ago, Watase Yuu created Fushigi Yuugi. [Footage of Watase-sama drawing pictures of
Chichiri, Nuriko, and Miaka in SD form.] But the characters got loose and wreaked havoc on the
Studio. [Chichiri and Nuriko jump off the drawing and into Watase-sama's arms, saying, "Hellooooo,
Nurse!!" The SD trio run off through the Studio Lot.] They were apprehended and locked away,
[Tomo, in his makeup, catches them in a net and throws them into the water tower] where they were
never seen again...until.[changes to color]
[The SD trio pop out of the water tower and begin singing]:
"It's time for FYLunatics!
And we're here to sell our schtick.
And we really get our kicks,
[The SD trio, ala chorus line, are doing kicks. Pan down, during the next line, to show them
standing on the rest of the cast. They are piled one on top of the other. At the very bottom is
Nuriko holding them all up with one hand.]
doing stupid human tricks.
[Miaka and Chichiri join him.]
Chichiri: "I'm Chichiri!"
Nuriko: "I'm Nuriko!"
Both: "And there's Miaka too."
[The two point to Miaka, who is busy eating, but stops long enough to smile and give a "victory
All: "We run all over Konan trying to summon Suzaku.
And Tomo tries to catch us, while we run around this zoo.
[Tomo in a security guard suit runs after them, but they reappear a moment later.]
But we get free, and so you see,
That's all we really do
We love to play with 'pick up sticks'(tm)'
Chichiri does magic tricks.
While we watch some rented flicks.
Amiboshi. Suboshi and Yui, with her song.
Mitsukake. The Goodfeathers, who never get along.
Ashitare, Miboshi. Soi and Nakago.
[Quick glimpses of the cast as they are sung about.]
You've met the cast. And now at last.
Lets get on with the show!
We've taken hostage of 'The Tick'.
[They dance around a bound 'Tick', who's holding a "help me, Arthur' sign.]
And we gulp down pixie stix(tm),
While she writes this silly fic.
[Cind-chan sits at the computer, while the SD trio, dance and jump around as well as on her.]
Miaka and Yui: "We love George Clooney!
[He's tied to a chair as Miaka and Yui stand on either side, staring at him with hearts in their
We'll make you sick!"
[Scene: Cage inside a lab. In the cage are a very small Nakago and Soi dressed in mouse
Soi: So, what are we going to do tonight, Nakago?
Nakago: The same thing we do everynight, Soi. Try to take over the world!
"They're Soi and the Blond!
Soi and the Blond!
One is sadistic, the other too fond!
To prove their Seishi worth,
They'll overthrow the Earth!
They're Soi. Soi and the Blond
blond, blond, blond, blond."
[The SD trio run across the screen. Not too far behind is Tomo carrying a hugh net. They pass by
Miboshi dressed in a toddler clothes. He watches the three run by then calls out to Tomo]
Miboshi: Hello Mr. Man. Whatcha doin'?
Tomo(not too happy to be stopped): I'm trying to catch that trio of lunatics.
Tomo(annoyed): Because they escaped from the watertower where they were locked away.
Tomo(angry): Because they are lunatics!!
Miboshi: Okay! Love you! Bye bye!
[Tomo continues to chase the trio. Miboshi wanders off. A moment later a panicked Ashitare runs
across, looking for Miboshi. Scene goes to someplace. Yui, dressed as a cat is being followed by
Suboshi dressed as a dog]
Suboshi (sounding like "Rain Man"): Where are we going, Yui?
Yui: We've got to find the Shinhazo, Suboshi.
Suboshi: Oh, yeah. Shinhazo. Got to find. Definately. Definately got to find.
[The SD trio run across the screen, followed still by Tomo. Yui and Suboshi watch them pass]
Suboshi: Why are we going after the Shinhazo?
Yui (breaking into song):
"For home, I long to go.
So I must find the Shinhazo.
To summon Seiryuu.
It's simply what I must do."
Suboshi: That's a lovely song, Yui. You're a good dog. Definately. Definately a good dog.
Yui: I'm a cat.
Suboshi: Cat! Cat! Where's the cat??
Yui(sighs): Nevermind, Suboshi. Lets go.
[Goes to the interier of a psychiatrist's office. Mitsukake is sitting in a chair. The SD trio sit
on a couch.]
Mitsukake (with a German accent): Okay. I vant you to tell me how you are feeling. Ve'll start
vith you, Miaka. Miaka?
[Pan to see Miaka in the corner stuffing her face. She looks at him with a "huh?" expression on her
Mitsukake: Miaka, I vant to tell me how you are feeling.
Mitsukake: No! No! No! I vant you to...Oh nevermind. Nuriko. Tell me how you feel.
Nuriko: I feel great, Doc. See? [Starts posing, showing off his physique.]
Mitsukake: No! No! I vant to know how you are feeling in the head. I vant to get in your
Nuriko: I don't think you'll fit, Doc. I mean, my head is so small and you are very tall. I don't
think you could fit in there.
[Mitsukake starts pulling his hair and supressing a scream of frustration.]
Chichiri: I think he want to know what's going on in your head, no da. That's what shrinks like to
do, no da.
Mitsukake: Thank you, Chichiri. But please don't call me a shrink. I'm a psychiatrist.
Miaka (around a mouthful of food: A what?
Mitsukake: A psychiatrist! Psychiatrist!! P-S-Y-C-H-I-A-T-R-I-S-T!!
Nuriko: Shouldn't that be pronounced p-sychiatrist?
Mitsukake (on the verge of a nervous breakdown): NOOOOO!! "P" is silent!
Chichiri (looking straight into the camera): Daaaaaa. I would comment, but this is a family show,
[Goes onto a city street. Miniture versions of Hotohori, Tamahome, and Tasuki in pigeon suits are
seen walking, or rather waddling, down the street.]
Tamahome (voice-over): As far back as I can remember, I've always wanted to protect the miko. The
only problem is...where is she?? The best I can figure, she's somewhere eating.
[The three continue down the road. As they pass a window, Hotohori catches a glimpse of
Hotohori: Even as a pigeon, I'm beautiful. Coo.
[Tamahome and Tasuki grimace. The SD trio run by stepping on the two birds. Hotohori, still
looking at his reflection, doesn't see it. Tomo runs by, also stepping on the two.]
Tasuki: That does it!! [reaches into his pigeon suit and takes out a tiny fan] Rekka
[Tomo is fried. His net disintigrates. He breathes out a puff of smoke then falls to the
Tamahome: Wow! That was great! Tasuki, you're cool!
Tasuki: What did you call me??
Tamahome: Nothing. I said, you're cool.
Tasuki: What. You think I'm an icecube? Are you saying that I'm some kind of small snowman here
for your amusement??
Tamahome: No, no! That's not what I meant!
Tasuki: I'm cool. [Tamahome nods, entusiastically] That does it!!
[Tasuki jumps on Tamahome and starts beating the snot out of him. Hotohori comtinues to preen in
front of the window.]
Announcer: Once again, it's "Rhyme Time".
[Amiboshi is shown in a mime costume.]
Announcer: First. Climbing a ladder.
[Amiboshi goes through the motions on climbing a ladder.]
Announcer: Next. Walking against the wind.
[Amiboshi goes through the movements.]
Announcer: Finally. Catching a football.
[Amiboshi mimes catching a football. A moment later he is buried under sevaral burly football
Announcer: The end.
[The SD trio run towards to water tower. A recovered Tomo still chases with a huge net. The trio
get to the water tower. Chichiri takes his kasa off and places it upside down on the ground. A
ladder comes up from the kasa. They climb up the ladder, reach the top and look down. Tomo begins
to climb the ladder as it quickly goes back down into the kasa. He gets to the top rung as it
disappears into the kasa. Tomo falls flat on his face. The SD trio look at each other and shrug.
They open the door to the watertower and leap in, closing it behind them.]
[Slow zoom back to show that the scene is being watched on a TV. Pan to see Taiitsu-kun, in a
squirrel outfit, sitting in a chair. Chiriko, also in a squirrel outfit sits on the floor beside
Taiitsu-kun(laughing): Now that's comedy!
Chiriko: What comes on now, Auntie Taiitsu-kun?
Taiitsu-kun: I don't know. Some fight between a woman in minimal clothing and a guy with a lot of
[Goes back to the lab. Nakago stares out of the bars as Soi runs on an exercise wheel.]
Soi: So, what are we going to do tonight, Nakago? [Nakago turns around and gives her a look. She
stops running a moment.] Right, Nakago. Try to take over the world. Narf!
They're Soi. Soi and the Blond
blond, blond, blond, blond.
[Closing credits. The last shot is of the Water tower. the door opens to show Miaka.]
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