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Da BaD DaY!!1!!
By F-UP

 





He'S sOoOoO HaWt!!!!1!

2nd chapter!


lyke, oookay, it's ben ova 2 weeks since i've ben lyke datin David!! he'z soo sweet! except
everytime i'm away, he flirts wit other girls! that's makes me sooo mad!!! so this is what happened
at the skewl!!....

i waz walking down the hallway, going to lunch, think about David. people were lookin at me all
weird and stuff. i felt sad cuz these people don't like goths like me. oh! speaking of goths, i
bought brand new black outfits at JC Pennys two weeks ago! i have da best, cutest looking goth
clothes now! but mommy made me buy a cute pink shirt! SOOOOO not gofik!!! but i'm wearin it today
cuz it'z sooo cute and Davie might like it! so i walked into the cafiteria, right, and i see Pierre
and the other guys and David sitting at the farthest table away from the door i was standing in. and
i gots soo mad when i saw what David waz doin! HE WAZ MAKIN OUT WIT A PUNKER CHIK!!!! she waz scary
2 me!!!1! i'm mean, c'mon! but i waz soo mad! i stomped ova dere and Seb started tuh laff a bit.
"exuse me, wat da hell are you doing?!!!" i yelled at dah punk chik. she took her tongue out of
David's mouth and looked at me. David blushed a bit.
"what's it to you?" da chik snapped at me. i backed up a little, she waz scarin me. she had a
mohawk, wich waz scary, too.
"he'z ma boyfriend, bitch!" i shouted at her. tha girl blikned at me and laughed.
"who the hell taught you how to talk??" she asked me. i started ta get reelly mad! how dare dat
bitch make fun of da way i talk!!? it'z gofik ta talk da way i do!! she doesn't understand wat itz
lyke to be an outcast gofik girl!
"itz da gothic way to talk, bitch!!" i said. OMG!! i said gothic right!!
"HAHAHA!!! YOU?! GOTHIC?!" da chik laughed in ma face, "my gramma's more gothic than you!!!" i gotz
soooo mad!!! an old lady can't be gofik! it'z not right! only young and strange peeps can be gofik!
"old ladies can't be gofik, you whore!!" i went to slap her but Chuck stopped me! i looked at him
and he shook his head.
"i was being sarcastic, dumbass!" da punker said, "i was also sayin that you ain't goth" dat got me
reeeeeaaalllyyy pizzed!!! how lyke dare she say i'm not goth?! i slapped her across da face! it
didn't phaze her either!! da punk girl flexed her fists and took off her jacket.
"lyke, bring it on, bitch!!" i sayz to her. David disappeared, i couldn't find him!! i went to go
look bak at da chik but BAAM! i got hit in da face!!1!! i fell 2 da floor. i gotz back up and
started slapping her and pullin her hair, eerr, her bangs and partz of da mohawk. the punker chik
was punchin and kickin, lyke a dude! i thought she waz supposed to be fightin lyke me!? and be4 i
knew it, i waz back on da ground! OMG!! i gotz MY AZZ beat by a PUNK CHIK!!! gofik chix are suppozed
to be TOUGHER!!!1!!
"daaaamn!! you got your ass beat!!" Pierre laughed. he waz laughing at ME!! i thought he waz ma
FRIEND!1!! da punker spit in ma face and laffed!!
"i have no fuckin clue why David's dating you, or what he sees in you" waz all she said and walked
away. i waz sooo embarassed!! peeps around me were LAUGHING!!! i felt tearz in mah eyes. how DARE
they laugh at ME?! i gotz back up and ran out of da cafiteria, CRYING!!1!!! i ran into da girl's
bathroom and hid in a stall. i heard some girlz come in so i stopped cryin and liztned to wat dey
were sayin....
"did you see Brittany get her ass beat down by Felicity?!" da first girl said. dey bof laughed at ME
again. my eyez began to water some more. den da second girl started makin fun of ME!!
"hell yeah i saw it!! that was funny! a phony goth chick getting her ass kicked by a punk!" da
second girl said.
"you don't think Felicity isn't phony?" da first chik said.
"no, she's been like that since 6th grade! and Britt has been like that since the middel of the
school year! HELLO!! think about it!!" da second shouted. dey bof giggled.
"yeah, you have a point. Felicity knows her crap, i don't think Britt knows anything..." dey bof
laughed again and walked out. people are now gonna make fun of ME more now!! i cried for da rest of
tha lunch hour. i had, lyke, noooo plans of leavin da bathroom. but DAVID!! i had to talk to him
about what he did behind MY back! his own GIRLFRIEND!!! i'm da ONLY one who can, lyke, make out wit
him!! i waz, lyke, soooo mad i felt lyke breaking up wit Davie!! but i couldn't! he waz SoOoOoO
cute!! wat am i gonna do?! i though about it 4 a while, hearing girlz comin in and out, talking
about ME again!!1!! dis waz one of mah worst dayz at skewl eva!!!

 

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