Name: Holly Seidel
Nickname: Rogue, Piper,or Mom.
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Singing, and play games on Facebook.
"Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think about who raised us???
The voices don't like you, I suggest you run, now, fast.
Come over to the darkside. Black makes you look thinner.
I think the difference between insanity and reality.... is the knife in my hand. You were saying?
I say if you run I run, if you jump I jump, if you talk I talk, if you fall off of a cliff I stand there and laugh my head off.
So what if my halo slips every now and again, get over it!
I'm having a cutley sale... all knives in my back are 50% off.
I'm sorry that plastic surgery can not fix your mistake. But there is always a plastic bag.
My parents don't trust me with a knife so I ran around with a spoon stabbing everybody saying, " Give me back my cookie!!!"
3 out of 5 of the voice in my head don't like you. 4 out of the 5 don't even like me.
That's it! I've had it with your window licker ways get the hell off my happy bus!
I'm asking everyone to be quiet, my imaginary friend has a headache!
I just realized the light at the end of the tunnel.... is a train.
Facts About Me:
I've been writing for about 7 years and I love it.
My friends call me Mom because some of them say I act like one.
I've Dyed my hair: Purple, Blue, Red, Brown, Blonde, Green and Black at least once in my life.