ABOUT ME: I strongly believe that whoever said money can't buy happiness was shopping in all the wrong places. The truth sometimes makes things worse and so I've become a very believable liar, and I'm not sorry about that. I'm fluent in the languages sarcasm and bitch. I have a loud laugh, short temper, wild side, sparkle in my eye. I'm crazy about loud tunes, road trips, and not looking back. I'm a hundred kinds of crazy, and I glitter like Hollywood.
LIKES: laughing, people watching, straight boys kissing, warmth, sleeping in, unnesscary swearing, music, writing, animals, fart and burp jokes.
DISLIKES: having to pee and not being able too, being on the outside of an inside joke, people farting under the covers and pulling them over your head, seafood, muscle spasms, having to repeat myself, when my favourite bands break up or sell out.
I heart reviews, please!
PS: Yes, my real name is Epic, my parents were deeply disturbed...